#bingqiu#bingyuan
AU where Shen Yuan got into a wife plot, was saved and wooed by Bingge, married him and was then promptly forgotten and replaced with a new wife.
Now he spends his days as a beautiful but neglected and unloved concubine, quietly pining for his cold husband.
('Pining, sad concubine' is only one step away from 'beautiful, grieving widow' so Sy is really getting into the role.)
He really, genuinely loves Binghe, but his husband doesn't even spare him a single glance.
Also, the other wives keep trying to pull him into their schemes and intrigues, ugh. Don't they know that a neglected, scheming concubine is the biggest death flag there is? No, no, a tragic concubine might survive, but a tragic, scheming one? Never.
So he spends his days wearing beautiful robes, sitting on dainty little benches, looking out of windows and sighing. Or strolling through the garden, looking at the pond and sighing.
Or playing the qin and stopping to sigh now and then.
Just, a lot of sighing. And gazing yearningly at Binghe whenever he sees him walking through the hallways.
Binghe hasn't reacted to it yet, but Shen Yuan is sure that, eventually, the tragic concubine beam will be too strong to overlook.
Then, of course, everything goes to shit. Some of the wives collude to kill Binghe, and Shen Yuan arrives just in time to see one of them come at Binghe with a poisoned dagger.
Now, what use is it to look beautiful and tragic if Binghe isn't there to see and appreciate it?
So Shen Yuan goes between them and dies an ugly, painful death in Binghe's arms.
Then, he opens his eyes again, two years in the past and back to being a beautiful but neglected concubine.
Shen Yuan sighs.
But alas, he has become very, very good at being a tragic concubine. The food isn't bad either and he can spend a big part of his days reading trashy literature when he isn't busy sighing.
So he's determined to go right back to it.
And he would, if it wasn't for the fact that Binghe suddenly pops up everywhere he goes.
It's very hard being a beautiful, neglected concubine when his husband wants to have conversations with him all the time!
How is Shen Yuan supposed to look tragic if Binghe dotes on him all the time? At least he acknowledges how beautiful Shen Yuan looks, even if they still have to work on the tragic part.
(Unbeknownst to him, when Shen Yuan had lain dying in Binghe's arms, Binghe had looked at him and realised that he'd had someone who truly loved him right under his nose all this time. So of course, he searched for an artefact that turns back time.)
(And, being the protagonist, he managed this outlandish feat. When Shen Yuan had opened his eyes, back two years in the past, Binghe had as well, determined to win his beautiful, tragic concubine's heart.)
Obviously and shamelessly inspired by 'The Wife is First'.
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Mo Ran forbidding Chu Wanning from touching herself, from coming at all. She wants to see how desperate her Shizun can get when she's thoroughly teased but ultimately denied for days on end, after years of regular sex.
Its easy enough, for the first few days. At the end of the third day, her Shizun starts getting a little antsy, starts doing all her little tells that she's needy: furtive little glances, glazed eyes, pressing her thighs together.
That night, they go to sleep with nothing more than a little kiss, no matter how much Cwn huffs and glares.
It gets progressively harder over the next few days.
I see talk about trans characters on my tl...
*Whips out my trans SY AUs* #svsss#jiuyuan
So, let's say SY transmigrates into Ning Yingying, right before the whole pendant scene.
I think Nyy!Sy would be so powerful.
Sy transmigrates and is like: 🤷 guess I'm a woman now. And has lots of trans feelings (not that he admits that's what they are. He just knows he likes being a woman?)
He... She? Has all the power of Nyy and all the knowledge of a reader. Sy knows how to make Ming Fan's bullying stop and is able to manipulate Shen Jiu into treating Binghe nicer.
As an incubus, XL can feel the level of attraction people have for him. The first time he meets San Lang, he's so overwhelmed by what he's feeling from him, he can't talk.
As they spend time together, XL is constantly battered by the frankly insane levels of attraction he's getting from HC. He's very flattered, no one has ever been this attracted to him before, not even when he was a prince.
It makes him bold, it makes him want to tease and seduce HC. He can't help but come steadily closer, look at HC with hooded eyes, put a hand on his chest, try all his usual tricks. He enjoys the spike of attraction that happens when he does it too much to stop.
Hello, I've come with 🔪🔪🔪 #svsss
Shen Yuan dies. From a meat bun or a yogurt or just from rage, it doesn't matter.
But he can't accept it. His soul can't help but linger, because this can't be the end. This shitty life can't have been all of it.
So he dreams himself a world. Or rather, he dreams of himself transmigrating into PIDW, the world that has been his escape from reality for so long.
He dreams of himself finding a purpose, getting to know the characters, teaching his disciples...
The technical details don't matter. He's never learned how to play the qin or draw. He doesn't question it when it just comes to him. Must be the left-overs from the original goods (never mind that the qin lessons seem like vague dreams, like impressions of teaching).
#svsss#bingqiu
Ok, hear me out. We need more overpowered, dangerous Shen Qingqiu.
Sqq as the personification of the Endless Abyss, meeting a Binghe who is at the end of his rope. Will he help him out or only pull him deeper into his domain? Who knows.
Heavenly Demon Sqq. So, people were wrong, there is one more Heavenly Demon after all. Shen Yuan taking Sj's place to get a good look at the newest member of his kind and ending up staying.
Fae Shen Yuan, maybe. Seeing hurt little Bunhe and his fae instincts going crazy. But, instead of luring him into a fairy ring and kidnapping him, he decides it would be more fun to kill Sj and take his place as Bunhe's shizun.
Vampire AU, fem ranwan
In which Mo Ran really needs money, so she goes to an event where she's supposed to work as an offering to the vampires attending.
She doesn't expect much. Let two or three vampires nibble on her, avoid sexual overtures, collect the payment.
Then she meets Chu Wanning, a cold, sharp beauty of a vampire, as distant as the moon and just as uninterested in the offerings available.
And Mo Ran just feels a little reckless, a little tempted, so she gets a glass of champagne and goes over to talk to the beautiful woman.
It's obvious Chu Wanning is confused about what Mo Ran wants from her and then she's dismissive. But Mo Ran knows how to charm people, how to bare her throat, draw attention to her tits, show her teeth when she laughs.
Before long, Chu Wanning is staring at her bare neck.