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Dec 4, 2022 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
#bingqiu#bingyuan
AU where Shen Yuan got into a wife plot, was saved and wooed by Bingge, married him and was then promptly forgotten and replaced with a new wife.
Now he spends his days as a beautiful but neglected and unloved concubine, quietly pining for his cold husband.
('Pining, sad concubine' is only one step away from 'beautiful, grieving widow' so Sy is really getting into the role.)
He really, genuinely loves Binghe, but his husband doesn't even spare him a single glance.
Mo Ran forbidding Chu Wanning from touching herself, from coming at all. She wants to see how desperate her Shizun can get when she's thoroughly teased but ultimately denied for days on end, after years of regular sex.
Its easy enough, for the first few days. At the end of the third day, her Shizun starts getting a little antsy, starts doing all her little tells that she's needy: furtive little glances, glazed eyes, pressing her thighs together.
Oct 9, 2022 • 9 tweets • 2 min read
I see talk about trans characters on my tl...
*Whips out my trans SY AUs* #svsss#jiuyuan
So, let's say SY transmigrates into Ning Yingying, right before the whole pendant scene.
I think Nyy!Sy would be so powerful.
Sy transmigrates and is like: 🤷 guess I'm a woman now. And has lots of trans feelings (not that he admits that's what they are. He just knows he likes being a woman?)
As an incubus, XL can feel the level of attraction people have for him. The first time he meets San Lang, he's so overwhelmed by what he's feeling from him, he can't talk.
As they spend time together, XL is constantly battered by the frankly insane levels of attraction he's getting from HC. He's very flattered, no one has ever been this attracted to him before, not even when he was a prince.
Sep 22, 2022 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
Hello, I've come with 🔪🔪🔪 #svsss
Shen Yuan dies. From a meat bun or a yogurt or just from rage, it doesn't matter.
But he can't accept it. His soul can't help but linger, because this can't be the end. This shitty life can't have been all of it.
So he dreams himself a world. Or rather, he dreams of himself transmigrating into PIDW, the world that has been his escape from reality for so long.
He dreams of himself finding a purpose, getting to know the characters, teaching his disciples...
Sep 19, 2022 • 5 tweets • 2 min read
#svsss#bingqiu
Ok, hear me out. We need more overpowered, dangerous Shen Qingqiu.
Sqq as the personification of the Endless Abyss, meeting a Binghe who is at the end of his rope. Will he help him out or only pull him deeper into his domain? Who knows.
Heavenly Demon Sqq. So, people were wrong, there is one more Heavenly Demon after all. Shen Yuan taking Sj's place to get a good look at the newest member of his kind and ending up staying.
Aug 28, 2022 • 33 tweets • 6 min read
Vampire AU, fem ranwan
In which Mo Ran really needs money, so she goes to an event where she's supposed to work as an offering to the vampires attending.
She doesn't expect much. Let two or three vampires nibble on her, avoid sexual overtures, collect the payment.
Then she meets Chu Wanning, a cold, sharp beauty of a vampire, as distant as the moon and just as uninterested in the offerings available.
And Mo Ran just feels a little reckless, a little tempted, so she gets a glass of champagne and goes over to talk to the beautiful woman.
Before Su Xiyan, before the sealing, before his son, when Zhuzhi-Lang had still been his loyal general, Tianlang-Jun had looked at him and thought: oh.
Then he had taken this realization (Oh. Zhuzhi-lang is beautiful) and buried it deep down in his mind. Zzl was his nephew and Tlj had a responsibility towards him and there could be none of that.
Tlj wasn't that kind of person anyway.
Aug 15, 2022 • 17 tweets • 4 min read
Mxtx crossover with Luo Binghe, Hua Cheng and Wei Wuxian as roommates || #bingqiu #hualian#WangXian
Luo Binghe never had a place to belong, so one day, he takes a stupid risk. He rents a run-down flat with three bedrooms and puts up an ad that he's searching for two roommates.
First, Hua Cheng shows up who's 17 and just ran away from home. He can't afford anything else but he'd do anything to get away from his shitty family. A few days later, Wei Wuxian shows up at their doorstep who has been kicked out by his foster parents and needs a place to stay.
Aug 9, 2022 • 33 tweets • 6 min read
#2ha role reversal #ranwan
On Cwn's birthday, Shizun Mo Ran takes him to a fortune teller.
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"Are you afraid?" Mo Ran was looking back at Chu Wanning with a teasing grin.
"Of course not," Cwn scoffed and quickly entered the fortune teller's house.
The inside was dim but Cwn could still see the little woman sitting behind a low table, writing something.
His shizun caught up to him and the woman lifted her head.
"This is my disciple, Chu Wanning," Mo Ran said. "He's eighteen now and wants to have his fortune told."
Jul 27, 2022 • 6 tweets • 2 min read
#bingqiu#svsss
I can't say I'm an expert in training a dog but I remember having heard that, if a puppy has abandonment issues, to leave it for short amounts of time and come back so it learns you'll always return to it.
...would that work for Binghe too?
🔞NSFW!
Would that work in a kinky way too???
Sqq tying Binghe to the bed with immortal binding cable and working his cock until Binghe's all flushed and panting and hard. But it's so exhausting, working that heavenly pillar🙄 so Sqq has to take a few breaks in between...
Jul 20, 2022 • 21 tweets • 4 min read
#BingJiu#svsss
Cw stalking||
Shen Jiu has a stalker. He wouldn't care if his stalker was subtle about it but he's really the opposite. Everywhere he goes, Luo Binghe is there, smiling and acting as if it's a complete coincidence.
His patience threatens to run out when Lbh shows up at his workplace. It's gone completely when he comes home one day and there's a homecooked meal on his kitchen table together with a note that says: I love you<3
Jul 10, 2022 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
#TGCF#hualian A modern, high-school AU where Xie Lian is the perfect head boy, straight As and member of the martial arts club. He's also terribly lonely.
His parents may be rich, but they're also almost never there and at this point, he knows the maids better than them.
Ofc he has Feng Xin and Mu Qing but it feels like he only has them as long as he doesn't stray from the perfect head boy persona.
So, on his 17th birthday, he decides to make a bad decision. He searches for the shadiest bar in town and goes there to get horrifyingly drunk.
Jun 12, 2022 • 34 tweets • 6 min read
#hualian Modern AU where, when Xie Lian’s parents died and their company crashed, the only thing keeping him sane was his online friend, Wu Ming. Back then, their chats were his only safe place, even though he didn't know anything at all about Wu Ming, not even his real name.
Their relationship lasted exactly eight months, during which Wu Ming grew to be most important person in Xie Lian's life, the only thing making him happy.
Then, after eight months, Xie Lian had a bad day and they had a fight.
Jun 8, 2022 • 10 tweets • 2 min read
#TGCF Yk what would be cute? If Hua Cheng had met Xie Lian again while he was building Ghost City up from the ground. Let's say, XL hasn't been coffined and is currently on the run from the authoritiesX) one day, he meets a stranger who introduces himself as San Lang.
Ofc, HC immediately recognizes him but XL flails a bit and introduces himself as Hua Xie, a very normal farmer very earnestly so HC plays along, of course.
May 24, 2022 • 5 tweets • 1 min read
#bingqiu
AU PIDW is a book about the protagonist Luo Binghe, a concubine in Emperor Shen Qingqiu's harem.
Desperate, he tries to make his cold-hearted husband happy, until his demon heritage is revealed and SQQ orders his execution.
But Luo Binghe survives!
And gets his revenge on SQQ by killing him and becoming emperor instead!
But then Shen Yuan transmigrates into SQQ before LBH's demon heritage is revealed.
May 20, 2022 • 13 tweets • 3 min read
#hualian#tgcf
800 years of chastity do things to you. When hualian are about to have their first time, XL is certainly very enthusiastic, he really wants to do it. But when the clothes are about to come off, well, he's too afraid. He rolls off the bed.
And HC is very concerned, but XL reassures him that, no, of course he wants to! He'd actually love to have HC naked before him, to touch him in all ways. It's just that when it's XL's turn to get naked, it's all a bit... much.
May 17, 2022 • 14 tweets • 3 min read
#bingqiu Jealous Binghe is very good, but yk what would be even better? A jealous Shen Qingqiu. It would be good in any situation, really, just give me jealous/possessive Shizun, but... pre-relationship in a no-abyss AU?
Sqq found a way to off the system and Binghe grows up all the way on Qing Jing. It would all be perfect, if Sqq didn't get these awful belly aches lately, everytime he sees Binghe with one of his future wives.
May 8, 2022 • 16 tweets • 4 min read
#shencest#jiuyuan#svsss
🧵So, since Sy transmigrated into Sqq's body, Shen Jiu has been hanging out in the back of his head, watching it all happen.
Ofc, he was angry at first, raging and trying to get control over his body again, to no avail.
Eventually resigned to his fate, he's been watching things and hearing Sy's thoughts. What a dumbass, he thought at first. But you can't spend more than five years in someone's head without getting at least used to them.
Apr 6, 2022 • 6 tweets • 1 min read
But what if Wu Ming actually was scattered for good and San Lang really was just a normal teenager who got kicked out after fighting with his parents?👀
San Lang romancing Xie Lian like,
XL: But San Lang! You're only 18, I'm 800!
SL: Yes, my body is ready.