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Dec 7, 2022 8 tweets 6 min read Read on X
1. Friedrich Nietzsche was a man of many mysteries in his youth, he was a philosopher, a poet, and an alien hunter - the ultimate trifecta!
He believed in individual power, which meant that every individual should strive for greatness and take control of their own destiny.
2. The day the aliens attacked Basel was a day to remember.
Nietzsche felt a strange presence around, he saw an alien spacecraft hovering above him.
He thought this is my time to shine, quickly grabbed his doctor who gun and fired off a volley of shots at the alien craft.
3. After the attack, he left as fast as he could toward Japan in hope to harness the power to stand against the alien forces.
As he ran, Nietzsche felt a strange sense of destiny - Puns and jokes aside, he was determined to show them who own the will and kick their octo-asses.
4. Once arrived he started his training, under the guidance of a local Denkoroku.
Sure enough, hard jhana meditation and chakra opening paid off.
Nietzsche was able to achieve enlightment and total satori, giving him the superhuman strength he needed to take down the invader !
5. Closer from god, Nietzsche engaged himself in a raging battle of wits and will
beating all the dirty, pulpy asses he could find along the way!
He argued that revenge could be a powerful motivator, inspiring people to confront injustice and fight for what they believe in !
6.After a long and intense struggle, Nietzsche emerged victorious! He had saved the Earth and his stronghold from the alien invasion and achieved a greater understanding of his own philosophy. This is when he felt he had achieved his vision to become an Ubermensch.
"Become!"
7. After his victory over the minions, Nietzsche chose to live a happy and fulfilled life. He married a beautiful waifu goddess who shared his passion for learning and philosophy, and they lived happily ever after. Nietzsche also kept up his alien-hunting side gig, just for kicks

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