20 2022 Trends That Need To Be Thrown Into The Sun #newyears #2022
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1. Going for a car ride and then a person in a lab coat taking your testicles.
2. Hearing something drop on the ground and finding out it is kale.
3. Things that blow in the wind at night and look like murderous ghostly clown demons. I will smash through the window to save my family.
4. Pictures of fire hydrants on murals. Quit lying about being a bathroom wall art.
5. Being told there is no bacon when your nose that is sensitive you can smell an ant fart 1000 miles away tells you that there is indeed lots of bacon left.
6. Humans who say “BYE” and then go to work or something.
7. Porcupines.
8. Movies with DOG in the title that are literally NOT about dogs. WTF are we even doing here.
9. When it is too hot or too cold to go outside for walk. Make your mind up Earth.
10. Noises that sound like someone is coming in the house but it’s really just some weird structural creaky sound of the house.
11. Doorbells in movies. Quit lying about being fun guests arriving Hollywood.
12. Only getting two meals a day. Fitness bros on this app keep saying to have 5-6 small meals a day. How come we only get two?
13.
The Phrase: “Who’s a good boy?” Duh. Me.
(also works for girl dogs)
14. Hats and sunglasses. If you want me to think you are a murderer, put those on.
15. Food Bloggers. Why are you torturing us with photos of things we can’t eat? Licking the phone doesn’t help. Taste-o-vision isn’t perfected yet.
16. Spam Emails that isn’t about Spam or coupons for Spam.
17. Veggie Bacon. If I wanted to eat plants, I would eat the grass that’s outside humans.
18. Low Battery Alarms. If there was a fire, we would let you know.
Quit it with the beeping roof monster device.
When you smile at your dog...do they UNDERSTAND a human smile?
A new study says yes, and if their conclusions are correct, it's the first time another animal has been able to do this.
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The study comes to us from the journal: CELL BIOLOGY.
It isn't NEW for an animal to watch another animal of the same species and anticipate the correct response.
This is how animals figure out if a friend is angry or wants to get jiggy.
(sometimes to us it looks the same!)
What about different species?
It is nearly impossible to look at an animal and determine:
Boy, that moose wants to play
vs
Boy, that moose wants to murder us all.
BUT:
Dogs excel at reading human behaviour and have been found to pay attention to subtle cues in human faces.
Petting a dog has a PAWSITIVE effect on your brain.
The science is so wholesome and potentially groundbreaking.
🧵 #TSPST
We don’t have to tell animal lovers that petting a dog rules.
If you see a dog and you get to say hi to the dog and then you ask to PET the dog and you are ALLOWED to pet the dog is pretty much the BEST DAY EVER.
Science explains why!
In the journal PLOS ONE a team of scientists decided to put dogs up against adorable stuffies while scanning for specific types of brain activity. journals.plos.org/plosone/articl…
Here are FIVE things you should NOT do to your cat based on science.
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1. Never declaw your cat.
This procedure is painful to the cats, affects how they walk, and can cause lifetime problems.
It’s straight up illegal most places in the world.
When you declaw your cat you AMPUTATE their toes.
This should be stopped NOW.
2. Let your cat scratch.
It’s part of their natural instinct and keeps their claws in good shape.
Some cats love to scratch HIGH, so have a tall sturdy scratch post.
Some cats love to scratch horizontal.
Watch what your cat does and provide them with sturdy posts.
Here is the link to the paid section: bunsenbernerbmd.com/pages/paw-pack…
There are three tiers 10USD/20USD/30USD a month (and we have a 6 month and 12 month deal).
There is SO much content here that we update 3-5 times a week.
We want you to know that you are important.
You are needed.
This thread will prove it.
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1. There’s no one like you
With all of the breathtaking numbers of DNA combinations, you are here.
You represent a series of molecules that have put themselves together in such a unique way that you have MILLIONS of differences from anyone else on the planet.
2. You are alive.
Right now there are way more things that are not alive compared to things that are alive.
If you want to get really spooky, our greatest telescopes and scientists have zero evidence that life exists in the entire universe beyond Earth.
You are rare!