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Jun 26
P.O.P. QUIZ
(Political Orientation and Perception)
Summer 2025 Edition

New blog post:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwease…Image
1. What are some recent examples of fascism?

🔵: Apprending migrants at will and deporting them without a trial, attacking the press, thumbing your nose at the judiciary and ignoring the Constitution

🔴: Pandemic-related emergency measures such as shutdowns and vaccinations
2. Killing 50,000 Palestinians in response to a single terrorist attack is

🔵: unconscionable and possibly genocidal
🔴: obvious self-defense

3. Dropping bombs on other counties before they can attack Israel is:

🔵: an act of aggression
🔴: obvious self-defense
Read 8 tweets
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Jun 16
TEN LESSONS LEARNED FROM THE FAILURE OF DONALD TRUMP’S BIRTHDAY PARADE

10. This is what happens when you purge the Armed Forces of LGBT people

9. Threatening authoritarian control over multiple U.S. cities is probably not the most effective way to win friends
8. When organizing a parade of this magnitude, make sure that there are no other events competing for the public’s attention such as nationwide protests from the millions of Americans who hate your guts
7. If you’re going to demand a military parade in your honor, make sure you don’t accidentally forget that you dodged the draft sixty years earlier
Read 8 tweets
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May 7
HONESTY IN MESSAGING

New blog post:
open.substack.com/pub/dreamwease…Image
ZELENSKYY: We need America’s support in protecting Ukraine from Russian aggression

TRUMP: I’m the President, So Fuck You

ZELENSKYY: Why are you being so antagonistic?

VANCE: Trump’s the President, So Fuck You

ZELENSKYY: That somehow went even worse than I expected
CARNEY: We look forward to welcoming you to the G7 summit. But I will gently yet firmly inform you that Canada is not for sale

TRUMP: I’m the President, So Fuck You

CARNEY: I had really hoped “gently but firmly” would be more effective

TRUMP: I’m the President, So Fuck You
Read 14 tweets
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Apr 28
A PURELY HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO

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TRUMP: I should be allowed to shoot Democrats

D: Jesus, the man’s a dangerous lunatic

R: He’s obviously trolling you! 🤣 And you fall for it every time

TRUMP: I’m just saying, the Democrats clearly want me dead, so I should be able to shoot them in self-defense
CNN: Democrats are becoming alarmed that Trump is advocating murder on purely partisan grounds

FOX: Once again, liberal snowflakes are taking Trump’s lighthearted one-liners way too seriously

NYT: Trump’s website is now selling hats that read I’D RATHER BE SHOOTING DEMOCRATS
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Apr 24
TEN THINGS DEMOCRATS ARE ENCOURAGED TO SAY TO TRUMP VOTERS WHO ARE GRAPPLING WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF THEIR DECISION

10. Well, who could have predicted that handing the country over to a pathological liar incapable of admitting he’s ever wrong could have led to such a shitshow
9. If the Democrats really thought all of those tariffs were such a bad idea, I’m sure they would have said something about it before the election

8. Look, splitting hairs over the precise definition of “insurrection” is well within the boundaries of political debate
7. I’ll bet a lot of people who completely ignored the Mueller Report were blindsided by Trump’s apparent support of Vladimir Putin against Ukraine and most of our other European allies
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Apr 9
TEN POSSIBLE EXPLANATIONS FOR WHY TRUMP CALLED FOR A 90-DAY PAUSE ON SOME OF HIS TARIFFS

10. Belatedly realized how much cooler it would be if “Liberation Day” synced up with “Independence Day”

9. They caused so much winning that America was actually getting sick of it
8. There were concerns that they might make the border wall too expensive

7. Trump was hoping to return to the days when he was only the second-most deeply-loathed member of his administration
6. It was the result of a complicated mathematical formula involving an exhaustive history of international trade agreements and also the conveniently-timed occurrence of Opposite Day
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