Thread by @Sanikri

1/ Moving to Florida? Think about it! The Sunshine State seems to consistently provide the most bizarre yet hilarious news. Here are some weird/funny(?) things to laugh on or not! Yes! All incidents happened in Florida!

2/ Florida Man hanging from a traffic light and pooping on cars. Yes, in a surprise to nobody, a Florida man named Roy Stern climbed a Miami traffic light, and defecated on cars passing below.

3/ A Dog named “Max” in Port St. Lucie hijacked his owner’s car and did donuts for over an hour! “He wiped out my mailbox,” the neighbor said. “How could he know that I wanted a new mailbox?

4/ A family in Cape Coral, Florida, was awoken late one night to the sound of clatter on their rooftop. Upon investigating, they found a man, clad only in his underwear, calmly sitting atop their roof.

5/ In Pasco County, one man called 911 countless times and alleged that his roommate had stolen his weed and would not give it back (in Florida weed is still illegal).

6/ A couple was arrested for DUI after riding their bicycles without lights and failed the sobriety tests. While the officers did their paperwork, the man and the woman proceeded to make sweet, passionate love. In the back of the police car — while handcuffed.

7/ A Florida man (because who else would it be?) named Leonard Thomas, was arrested for aggravated assault after threatening a woman with a machete, Jason’s favorite weapon after she refused to go on a date with him.

8/ Florida woman purchased a Baby Einstein bouncer from her local Goodwill for a baby shower, and she was shocked at how affordable the $9.99 gift was. That would not be the end of her shock, however,

9/ when the gift was opened by the father-to-be, he found a loaded semi-automatic rifle in the box.
According to the Northwest Florida Daily News, a 32-year-old Westville man was arrested for screaming at his neighbors and allegedly threatening to kill them.

10/ The reason for the outbursts? Simple — his balls were hurting!

Florida is the place where you can expect the unexpected!
Will continue tomorrow with more weird news!
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