Thread by @Sanikri

1/ Moving to Florida? Think about it! Every scam, every indecent plot against God and man has originated or been perfected in Florida. As one cop put it: Florida is “The Deadbeat Capital of the World”! Here are some weird/funny(?) stories about Floridians:

2/ - Losing money in a poker game can get anyone heated. But setting the winner’s car on fire is never an appropriate reaction, unless, of course, you live in Florida. It all started when Michael Psilakis Jr., 21, lost $3,500 to a close friend(?).

3/ The situation erupted when Psilakis shot his friend in the back and set his rental car on fire with him inside.
- If your car hasn’t been stolen by a naked man, do you even live in Florida?

4/ A naked man steals a car from the valet, but wasn’t planning on leather seats, which shortened both his adrenaline rush and his manhood like his joyride.
- According to The Sacramento Bee, it wasn’t Douglas Peter Kelly’s best idea to call Putnam County Sheriff’s Office and

5/ ask detectives in the drug unit to test his meth. His belief was he was sold the wrong narcotic, and if police could prove it was something other than meth, then he wanted to press charges against his dealer!

6/ After when he arrived to the Police station and the “clear, crystal-like substance wrapped in aluminum foil” he had tested turned out to be meth, indeed, he was arrested for being in possession of meth.

7/ - According to WFLA, the 56-year-old James Bundrick was arrested for masturbating under his short at a bus stop. However, since the act has become the somewhat norm in Florida these days, that alone doesn’t make it newsworthy. He told the cops that he was Captain Kirk.

8/ - In Florida, for some people, alligator is a currency. That's what 64-year-old Fernando Aguilera thought when he trapped a 4-foot alligator and tried to sell it, living, at a Florida convenience store. What did he want in return? A 12-pack of brew skies.

9/ - There have been a lot of weird DUIs in the history of Florida, but this one is special. Evidently, a 58-year-old man named Kenneth La Rue Smith (real name), was driving a lawn mower into oncoming traffic. He was also drinking a beer, he had two knives, and a revolver.

10/ - A Florida police officer was pulled over by another police officer. The only problem is the arresting officer got arrested for trying to arrest him. Using illegal police lights, a 20-year-old Ohio man thought he'd get away with it because, well, he was in Florida, and

11/ in Florida everything could happen!
Florida is the place where you can expect the unexpected!
Will continue tomorrow with more weird news! #DemVoice1 #LiveBlue2022