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David Burge

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Jan 27 • 4 tweets • 1 min read

https://twitter.com/DrGeorgeBurdell/status/1618809260653314048

Those are chrome 7" King Bees

https://twitter.com/DrGeorgeBurdell/status/1618809260653314048

Further inspection indicates 1932 Ford coupe, 3"-4" chop, engine is a 1952-56 Lincoln Y block V8, hubcaps are Hollywood single bar flippers

I assume people come to me for car info, not for anatomy lectures

*By the way, while the picture is amusing and all, I've received ID requests on it probably 50 times. For future reference please don't use the #DavesCarIDService for viral Facebook stuff, save that for your personal old family photos & the like.

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