Moving to Florida? Think about it!
Florida has always been a little different. Well, a lot different. Every day, strange news comes out of Florida, and the machete is just another example of an alarming trend of crimes committed with that type of weapon.
When you hear about machete attacks, you can't help but think about how they happen more frequently in Florida than in any other state.
There are quite a few machete-related crime stories; here are some short versions some of those incidents:
- Machete-wielding naked man attacked mailboxes; - Man seriously injured in machete, baseball bat attack;
- Naked man wearing cowboy hat attacks woman with machete in Medley;
- Man arrested in brutal machete attack on woman in the Waffle House.
- Englewood man arrested for machete attack on his neighbor;
- A 45-year-old man is accused of striking another man with a machete during a dispute in Hudson;
- Deputies arrested a man they say attacked two people outside an apartment with a machete on Christmas Day;
- A well-dressed man wielding a machete knocked on the door of a family’s home in Broward County at about 5:30 a.m, then just disappeared
- Sarasota deputies shot and killed a burglar armed with a machete after he crawled into bed with a victim and cut a law enforcement officer;
- Cape Coral police said Matthew Ditter became irate and threatened his neighbors after smashing things with a bat and machete;
- Four Florida students hacked a 17-year-old boy with a machete and buried him alive before two of the killers had sex nearby, police said;
- A Miami man killed his wife and their 10-year-old daughter with a machete during a fight over the couple's impending divorce;
- A Florida man is facing animal cruelty charges after deputies say he allegedly stabbed and killed a puppy with a machete;
- A registered sex offender was running down a Jacksonville road with a machete yelling, "Kill me, I want to die," tried to smash his way into two homes before he got into a third and caused massive destruction, police said;
- A Florida man was allegedly stabbed to death during an argument with a machete in Hudson.
These stories represent a very small fraction of the machete attacks in Florida!
Well.. Florida is the place where you can expect the unexpected!
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