OK, let’s do this… #SOTU
I hear @POTUS is going to spend time on “unity.”
OK, but what we need to unite about are are these fucking fascists, including the one standing next to the Vice President.
I hear @POTUS is going to spend time on “unity.”
OK, but what we need to unite about are are these fucking fascists, including the one standing next to the Vice President.
We need to unite around the idea that Kremlin performance artists like this moron should not be allowed in our House with fucking AR-15 pins.
OMG it hasn’t started and I want to throw my fucking TV in a giant meat grinder.
Look at these cult members sandwiching Justice Kagan.
Look at these cult members sandwiching Justice Kagan.
@SecBlinken and @SecDef need to get serious about the Kremlin irregular warfare attack on the United States, including Putin’s @GenFlynn.
Old men concerned about norms are not what we need right now. We need solutions and ass kickers.
Old men concerned about norms are not what we need right now. We need solutions and ass kickers.
Proud of the President. He’s done a great job, but he needs to start getting serious about how sick America really is.
The applause for Mitch McConnell was… muted. 😂
Let’s do this Joe.
Let’s do this Joe.
OK, for reals, 12 million jobs is objectively outstanding. 3.4% unemployment is historically low.
Due credit, Joe has handled the economy very well.
Due credit, Joe has handled the economy very well.
Joe says “we can find consensus in this Congress as well” and slightly more than half the people didn’t applaud.
“The wealthy will still do very well” — if we barely adjust the rules that created insane oligarchy we’ve allowed to form.
Tired of that shit. We need to get serious about recapturing decades of stolen wealth.
Tired of that shit. We need to get serious about recapturing decades of stolen wealth.
There was a “Chips and Science Act” apparently.
The infrastructure part of this speech was candidly pretty boring until Sarah showed up and made everything better.
“The government of the United States is going to use American stuff” is apparently a brand new concept.
Biden has moved to the “feel your pain” part of the speech. He’s good at this.
OK, tbh, when they showed Fetterman it kind of took me out of the moment.
OK, tbh, when they showed Fetterman it kind of took me out of the moment.
I tried to take a picture of white supremacist Peter Thiel android Josh Hawley but this was the best my iPad would do.
Bernie, bro…
Ted Cruz’s mutton chop should be impeached.
“We’re still gonna need oil and gas for a while” made the Squad flip the fuck out. 😂
Now we’re talking. Tax the billionaires. Alhtough “abolish billionaires” is the right policy.
We cut the deficit by $1.7T. Yeah, like every other Democratic administration cleans up for the pile of shit left by the GOP.
Now Biden dropping knowledge about Trump blowing the debt up and a bunch of Republicans are screaming “liar” because that’s normal now.
Now Biden dropping knowledge about Trump blowing the debt up and a bunch of Republicans are screaming “liar” because that’s normal now.
Remember when one Republican yelled “liar” at Obama and it was a big deal?
Biden called their bluff on Social Security and oh lord they lost their shit.
McCarthy can’t stand up for hearing aids.
McCarthy also like junk fees.
We got our first “give me a break” about cable prices.
Biden keeps saying “look it up.”
It would complete me if he said “Google that shit.”
It would complete me if he said “Google that shit.”
Yay seniors!
OK straight up. Let’s give school teachers a raise.
Ok we’re at another “feel your pain” segment.
This is about COVID.
This is about COVID.
We need to mourn the million that died, but what about the criminals who killed most of them because of politics and greed?
What about the anti-vax propaganda infesting society?
You cannot coherently address public health care when half of us are in a death cult.
You cannot coherently address public health care when half of us are in a death cult.
Tyre’s family is here.
Reminder, Tyre was running home to his mom because terrorists in uniform were chasing him — and eventually murdered him.
Reminder, Tyre was running home to his mom because terrorists in uniform were chasing him — and eventually murdered him.
We’ve arrived at the “most cops are decent people” part of the speech. Not while cops are being controlled by police unions which are violent white supremacist leftovers from Jim Crow.
“Do something” about gun violence.
Sure, Jan. With the GQP House running Subcommittees to investigate QAnon fiction?
Sure, Jan. With the GQP House running Subcommittees to investigate QAnon fiction?
“Ban assault weapons” from Congress members lapels.
LOL, Joe says “at least let me secure the border.”
“Roe v. Wade” was dismantled by the cult members 40 feet in front of you Joe.
OK, Joe is talking about protecting Ukraine and Kevin McTraitor is sitting on his ass golf-clapping.
Biden is trying to have a moment with the family of someone who died from fentanyl and some GQP asshat tried to fact check him.
“It’s your fault!” 🤦
“It’s your fault!” 🤦
Talking about the VA.
Anyone remember how the VA was being run by Trump’s totally unqualified pals at his shitty beach hotel?
Anyone remember how the VA was being run by Trump’s totally unqualified pals at his shitty beach hotel?
Uplifting cancer kid story is uplifting.
How about protecting kids from being indoctrinated into a death cult?
How about protecting kids from being indoctrinated into a death cult?
We’re talking about democracy being an American issue and Kevin McFucknuts still won’t stand up.
I wonder how many apologies he got from the GQP members who stoked conspiracy theories about him?
Biden says the state of the union is strong which, I’m sorry, is bullshit. Regardless, Kevin sits.
OK, that was pretty solid but we need to get more real. We’re still ignoring the existential threat staring us in the face.
OTOH, he didn’t take any shit from the morons yelling at him which was unexpected.
8/10
OTOH, he didn’t take any shit from the morons yelling at him which was unexpected.
8/10
Kevin McCarthy shushed MTG.
His career is over.
His career is over.
Oh dear god. Seriously, the fountain of charisma that is SHS? 😬
https://twitter.com/jess6thousand/status/1623163344025968640
While we’re waiting for this disaster, IMO of all the “conservative” families, the Huckabees are one of the weirdest.
Joe overstayed his welcome lol.
I wonder how many puppies she murdered for that.
Sarah has done the D-celebrity home makeover.
But she’s doing the same old “woke mob” bullshit and race baiting.
But she’s doing the same old “woke mob” bullshit and race baiting.
Sarah Huckabee-Sanders says Biden is “doubling down on crazy” and makes up a story about how “the democrats destroyed it all.”
Jesus Christ what a lying fear mongering monster.
Jesus Christ what a lying fear mongering monster.
How I feel rn.
After stoking white rage, Huck mumbles some bullshit about her dad being a civil rights hero.
And she’s going to gut education in Arkansas.
And she’s going to gut education in Arkansas.
Huck has certainly practiced this godawful propaganda. Now she’s telling a dramatic story about being on a plane.
I’m only doing this for you the people. This is so painful. Holy shit.
I’m only doing this for you the people. This is so painful. Holy shit.
She just said “USA USA USA” in a low energy drone that needs to be looped and sampled immediately. lmfao
OMG, this is in eighth grade drama territory now.
I wonder how much Sarah got paid to do a campaign speech for Trump.
AOC is playing ball with Biden which is a good sign.
Sarah Huckabee-Sanders is very low key about her patriotism. 😬
@SarahHuckabee I fixed your speech.
ICYMI, McCarthy wants to make sure gun violence is possible at the Capitol.
I’m glad there were no guns in there tonight. That wasn’t “rowdy” it was a death cult yelling insanity at the President.
We shouldn’t normalize any of this.
I’m glad there were no guns in there tonight. That wasn’t “rowdy” it was a death cult yelling insanity at the President.
We shouldn’t normalize any of this.
https://twitter.com/jimstewartson/status/1623110352878841856
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