Thread by @michaelkasdan

Live Tweeting #SuperBowlLVII 🧵
Because that’s what I like to do today. Gonna keep all my ramblings in this THREAD.

Evergreen #SuperBowl haiku. 🤷‍♂️

https://twitter.com/goodmenproject/status/561962493896298497

Evergreen #SuperBowl commercial Tweet:

https://twitter.com/GoodMenProject/status/561558350136369153

Let’s get the #SuperBowlLVII prediction out there for accountability purposes

Eagles 24
Chiefs 20

It’s impossible -as a NYG fan -to “root” for the Eagles 🦅 I respect what they’ve built. And Hurts is impossible to not like & respect. Mahomes is awesome. Hope for a good game.

There you have it @matthews_p @WaiSallas 🤷‍♂️

Only 4 hours of pregame to go!! #SuperBowl

While we’re waiting for … The Big Game 👀 I have to reiterate how hilarious this video is. I also confess to being at least 4 of these 5 guys. (#3 cracks me up every time!)

These two. Waiting patently for #PuppyBowl #PuppyBowl2023 🐶 🐶

Biscuit would wipe the floor with these pups. Just saying. #PuppyBowl2023

Pre-Gaming. #SuperBowlLVII

My brother is so talented. 🤤 And - bonus !! - we have a British guy here who has never seen football or experienced a Super Bowl!

After the first all female piloted Blue Angels fly by, we need to scramble those jets out to the Midwest for this UFO situation. #SuperBowlLVII

Wow. In the span of one $7m ad for The Transformers (now sponsored by Porsche), Mirage >>> Bumblebee. 🔥And Bunblebee is the coolest. #SuperBowl  (For those scoring at home, Megan Fox still holding the overall #1 Transformers Movie spot….)

Eagles 🦅 looking crisp AF. Cruise right on down the field with little resistance from the Chiefs.

Jalen Hurts takes it in on the sneak. That O-line is gooooood.

7-0 Eagles.

#SuperBowlLVII

KC with the lightning quick answer. O lines and QBs dominating. And Travis Kelce doing Kelce things. 7-7.

#SuperBowlLVII

I am Batman.

Creepy Agent Smith from the Matrix vibes with that Adam Driver SquareSpace commercial. #SuperBowlLVII

Jalen Hurts with a huge pocket and ton of time and goes for it all to AJ Brown, who adjusts and beats double coverage.

TD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eagles up 14-7.

#SuperBowlLVII

Stop telling to scan 3D bar codes during commercials in the #SuperBowl I’m literally never going to do it.

Hurts coughs it up on a designed run and Bolton with the scoop and score. Defensive TD for the Chiefs for the #SuperBowlLVII equalizer!!

14-14

Philly conveying on 4th down on a huge Hurts run and then lines up on another 4th down and gets KC to jump off sides. Oh boy.

Then Hurts with another sneak into tie end zone. 21-14.

Aside from that fumble, Hurts looks so good. #SuperBowlLVII

M&M Board Room:

I got it. Candy coated clam bites with Maya Rudolph and we call then MaYas.

Fox:

Brilliant. That will be $7m.

#SuperBowlLVII

And Patrick Mahomes may have just re-injured that ankle. If so… game over.

#SuperBowlLVII

Philly is an absolute juggernaut. 🦅 Loaded everywhere.

#SuperBowlLVII

Halftime. @rihanna 🙌

The aerial set is …. Amazing. #Rihanna #SuperBowlLVII

Loving Rihanna’s Ewok Oompa Loompa entourage.

Ella Ella Ella 🎶

Rihanna is - in sports terms - an absolute stud.

Well then.

The “half of us will die from cancer” commercial was a real buzzkill after that halftime show.

#SuperBowlLVII

Andddddd. We are back. Chiefs do what they need to do and take it down the field for a TD. Mahomes looks just fine on the ankle. Pacheco, the rookie out of NEW JERSEYS RUTGERS takes it in for the score!! @Ellis_Gordon1 !!! 🙌

#SuperBowlLVII

24-21. Eagles.

Elon Musk and Rupert Murdoch. Of course.

Philadelphia on the yard-to-go sneak.

#SuperBowlLVII

This game feels like it’s soon going to be 28-27 Chiefs.

…

#SuperBowl

And. Now it is. Stupid Kadarius Toney. Ex-Giant. Wide open TD. Ju Ju Smith Schustter also reborn on that drive.

Those betting the Over rejoice.

28-27 Chiefs.

Lot of game left. Mahomes coming on strong.

#SuperBowl

And now Toney almost takes it back all the way for a TD. Glad the Giants gave him away for nothing.

This KC Offense is wearing the Eagles D out. Two wide open TDs.

35-27 Chiefs. #SuperBowl

Back comes Hurts and the Eagles.

Slinging it to AJ Brown and Davnate. And then sneak sneak sneak (works every time). And then Hurts on the 2 point conversion!!!

Tie game.

35-35

Most importantly, I won my bet!! I never bet on anything and win even more rarely!!

Memorable game. Not so much in terms of commercials.

Mahomes just wins. He’s so good.

And Mahomes and the Chiefs rip the Eagles hearts out. Wow. They are tough.

38-35.

8 ticks left.

Andy Reid: <Huge Smile that says we have Patrick Mahomes and you don’t>

“Well. He’s the MVP.”

#SuperBowl

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