BREAKING:
They’re back! Three weeks after the @MassGOP’s local losers all gulped @JimLyonsMA’s Kool-Aid and committed mass political suicide, the Jonestown cult is trying to rise from the grave & return, zombie-like, to finish off the 2-party system in MA once & for all.
They’re back! Three weeks after the @MassGOP’s local losers all gulped @JimLyonsMA’s Kool-Aid and committed mass political suicide, the Jonestown cult is trying to rise from the grave & return, zombie-like, to finish off the 2-party system in MA once & for all.
Tonight’s sit-down in Worcester is all very hush-hush & on the q.t. but what remains of “the Enterprise” (as they always say in indictments) is gathering at 765 W. Boylston St. at 6:30 for their 2nd organizational meeting of Losers Anonymous.
They even have their own logo:
They even have their own logo:
Tip to our law-enforcement partners: Tonight would be a good opportunity for OCPF, AG’s office, etc., to serve subpoenas all at once, or take surveillance photos for future probes.
Here’s the guest list:
Here’s the guest list:
Sadly, perennial loser Geoff “DoorDash” Diehl has already sent his regrets. Winter school break is a very busy season in the Uber industry.
Among others on guest list: Sen. Ryan Fattman, who’s embroiled in an ominous state campaign-finance probe. He’s already raised $220K for his legal-defense fund, although oddly the solon hasn’t yet filed his Jan. numbers. (He pocketed $7K in Dec.)
Meeting will take place in the enterprise’s “clubhouse” owned by Fattman crony, tubby tycoon Brad Wyatt, who is, like almost everyone in the Kool-Aid Kult, a failed GOP candidate for state legislature.
Wyatt doesn’t like publicity, esp. his name appearing in stories that also include words like “Fattman.”
“Kids, Cat in the Hat says never get jammed up with a hack state senator!”
“Kids, Cat in the Hat says never get jammed up with a hack state senator!”
Having gone zero-for-everything in all elections since 2019, Kool-Aid Kult no longer even pretends to care about winning any real political offices. They only care about state committee races.
If they reclaim majority, Kool Aid Kult could again begin running up hundreds of thousands in bills they have no way of paying. (More on this very soon.)
The “RINO Cutters” have put together spreadsheets of their hapless dream slates for next year’s state committee races, which will be held on the same day as MA presidential primary.
The Kultists have lists of their first, second and third string candidates and we’ll be going over them in weeks ahead. But just as a tease, here’s the preferred Jim "Jones" Lyons Kool-Aid Kult candidate in the Newton-Brookline Senate district.
@BruceMittman handled the advertising for much of the state GOP last fall. How’d that one work out for everybody? Remember that name – Mittman. Look who Mittman, the great MAGA Republican that he is, likes to hang out with.
Mittman, a 73-year-old Queens native who drifted into Newton, has contributed $1250 to his fellow NYC blow-in, Suffolk Sheriff Steve Tompkins, another Democrat.
Mittman’s 74-year-old wife, Ellen, maxed out last year to Democrat Dianna DiZoglio, who was running against only serious GOP statewide candidate, Anthony Amore, for auditor.
Biden isn’t the only statesman Mittman may be counting on to help him win seat on GOP state committee, where he can continue getting business from his patron, Jim Jones Lyons...
“Bruce, you know, I think you’re almost as important to our climate-change agenda in Massachusetts as young Sen. Fattman is. My chapeau is off to you both. And how’s Jim Jones Lyons? Jim & I both ran as Democrats against that horrible Reagan in ’84, don’t you know?”)
But it’s the photo with Brandon will look so great in Mittman’s mailer next March to all GOP voters in Middlesex-Norfolk District. Talk about a picture that’s worth a thousand words.
Next, meet another of the Kool-Aid Kult’s first-string candidates for state committee – @DeanTranMA3 of Fitchburg.
Dean was a bust-out candidate for both state Senate & Congress. In other words, his Kult credentials are impeccable. But wait, there’s more.
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Of course Tran supports state correctional officers. He may soon be in their custody!
We’ll be keeping you up-to-date about Project RINO Cutter’s sneaky, secret agenda to finish off what little remains of Mass GOP.
It’s unclear how long these buffoons will be able to continue their pathetic antics once blizzard of bad news about their prior plundering – and subsequent unpaid bills – begins to pile up, along w/subpoenas & God only knows what else.
For a little while longer, though, they all get to pretend they’re not the pathetic failures even they know themselves to be. Just ask Betty Boop!
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