Thread by @SunjeevBery

The first draft is already in for #CocaineBear 2: Cocaine Shark.

I asked #ChatGPT to do a movie plot on "a killer shark that accidentally eats cocaine in the Pacific ocean and then disrupts human life."

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@cocainebear 2 spoiler: I see #JeffGoldblum as the marine biologist.

@cocainebear Let's begin the #ChatGPT draft plot for #CocaineBear 2: Rise of #CocaineShark:

"The movie opens with a group of college students on a yacht in the Pacific Ocean, celebrating the end of the school year with a party."

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"A local drug cartel uses a submarine to transport a large quantity of cocaine across the ocean, but their vessel is attacked by the killer shark, causing the drugs to spill into the water."

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"The shark ingests a significant amount of the cocaine, causing it to become unusually aggressive and unpredictable."

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Plot to #CocaineBear 2: Rise of #CocaineShark

"The first victim of the shark is a surfer who unwittingly encounters the drugged-up predator."

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"The local sheriff's department becomes aware of the shark's presence and forms a task force to track and eliminate it."

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"A marine biologist is called in to study the shark's behavior and determine how the cocaine has affected it."

[Sunjeev's casting choice: Cue #JEFFGOLDBLUM]

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"The drug cartel becomes aware that their shipment has been lost and dispatches a team to recover it."

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(the #ChatGPT #CocaineBear 2 plot continues ...)

"The task force attempts to capture the shark alive, but it escapes and continues to wreak havoc on the local community."

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"A young couple on their honeymoon encounter the shark while scuba diving, narrowly escaping with their lives."

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"The marine biologist determines that the cocaine has made the shark immune to certain types of sedatives, making it much more difficult to subdue."

(Cue Jeff Goldblum again)

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"The sheriff's department enlists the help of a retired Navy SEAL who has experience with unconventional tactics."

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"The drug cartel discovers that the shark has consumed their cocaine and sets out to kill it before it can be traced back to them."

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"The task force develops a plan to bait the shark with a live cow, but things go wrong when the shark attacks the boat instead."

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"The retired Navy SEAL comes up with a new plan to capture the shark using underwater explosives."

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"The drug cartel hires a group of mercenaries to hunt down and kill the shark, leading to a dangerous confrontation on the high seas."

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"The task force manages to capture the shark, but it dies soon afterward due to the effects of the cocaine."

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"A group of activists protests against the shark's capture, arguing that it should be allowed to live in its natural habitat."

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"The marine biologist continues to study the effects of the cocaine on the shark, hoping to find a way to prevent similar incidents from occurring in the future."

(More JEFF GOLDBLUM)

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[#ChatGPT says -- lets get back to the action]

"The drug cartel discovers that the shark was responsible for the loss of their cocaine and vows to retaliate against the local community."

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"The sheriff's department prepares for a showdown with the drug cartel, knowing that their lives are in danger."

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"The mercenaries hired by the drug cartel arrive in town and begin to wreak havoc, taking hostages and demanding the return of their drugs."

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(More from #CocaineBear 2, according to #ChatGPT)

"The sheriff's department and the task force work together to take down the mercenaries, resulting in a violent and bloody battle."

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"The drug cartel decides to abandon their plans for revenge and leave the area, realizing that they have met their match."

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[#ChatGPT moves in for the finale re Cocaine Bear 2: Cocaine Shark]

"The town holds a celebration in honor of the task force and the Navy SEAL, who are hailed as heroes for their bravery in defeating the shark and the mercenaries."

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"The Navy SEAL receives a medal of honor for his bravery in taking down the shark and the mercenaries."

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"The surfer who was attacked by the shark becomes a motivational speaker, sharing his story of survival and resilience with others."

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"The marine biologist develops a relationship with the sheriff's deputy, who worked closely with the task force during the shark crisis."

(More Jeff Goldblum)

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(But ... teeing up #CocaineBear THREE -- sequel time!)

"The marine biologist discovers that the cocaine has caused significant changes in the shark's brain chemistry, leading to unusual behavior patterns that could have long-lasting effects on the species."

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And drum roll ...

the closing scene for #CocaineBear 2: Rise of #CocaineShark, brought to you by #chatgpt

"A new group of college students arrives in town for a summer vacation, unaware of the danger that lurks in the ocean."

Cut to credits.

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That's a wrap for #CocaineBear 2:
Rise of #CocaineShark

(#chatgpt edition)

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cc: @ElizabethBanks