I live in Silk Board, the flyover of my dreams 😶🌫️
A decent underwear costs Rs 245. People need at least 6 pairs of underwear, but if you are poor 3 will do. But did you know spending on underwear will cost you lakhs? 🤯😲🤯
Here's why I won't buy underwear🧵
To being with you need at least 6 underwears, which means, you'll have to spend Rs 1470. If you had invested at 12% in an index fund, you would've saved ₹ 44,048!!!!!
The world is getting hotter due to climate change, which means chafing will increase, which means, underwear will tear faster. So you'll need 6 more underwear every year.
So Rs 1470 (1470/12=122) every year at 12% for 50 years = 48 lakhs 🤯
Avg Indian life expectancy is 70!
But WAITTT! You didn't consider underwear inflation. According to RBI and the Ministry Of Textiles, the average underwear inflation in India is 8%. If you had instead invested at 12% in index fund and increased your SIP by 8% every year, you would've saved Rs 1.1 crore 🤯🤯🤯
Instead, you can make underwear from used newspaper for just Rs 299.
Ok, you can argue newspaper won't last long. Fair.
You use leaves. They are free and you can use fresh ones, everyday. They are ayurvedic too.
Ok, leaves are not acceptable in civilized society. You can make your own underwear for less than Rs 80. per kilo of Used clothes cost less than Rs 80 and you can make 100s of underwears. You can even sell then as recycled underwear for Rs 100 per underwear #Entrepreneurship
The anti-threader is confusing yarn and thread. Though used interchangeably, they are not the same. Yarn is mostly used for fabrics, while threads are used for garments.
Yarn is much weaker than thread. So even if you wanted to circle the solar system with yarn, you can't, it will snap. It's science.
Also, to circle the solar system, you need a spaceship and a bunch of spaceship drivers. It's too costly. The original tweeter has failed to consider the costs.
Someone asked me what to do in this bear market. I didn't know what to say. But there are 4 things you can do, the way I see it.
1. Sell everything. You won't make a loss tomorrow, but you won't make a profit the day after either.
2. Time the market. You'll probably suck at it. But by god's grace, if you're good, Zee Business will do a profile on you. It will be widely watched by 7 guys in Uttar Pradesh that will take a break from chewing gutka and watching funny saas bahu serial videos on Taka-tak.
3. Take the pain.
The next X months/years will feel like a financial colonoscopy by an MBBS trainee who's wearing wrong sized gloves and distracted because he saw the P&L of his blue-chip penny stonk portfolio. But on the bright side, you got the colonoscopy over with.