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Mar 8 5 tweets 1 min read
1. Paivapo Tsuro naGudo. Vakasangana navasikana munzira, zvikanzi ngativaperekedze. Vati fambe fambe tsuro ndokuti arikumbotsauka kunorasa mvura. Apa kakanga kaona nyoka yakazvifira zvayo padivi penzira. Kakaitora ndokumhanya mberi kwakuiisa munzira. Kakadzoka ndokufamba zvako.
2. Vasikana pavakaona nyoka, zvikanzi "Nyoka , Nyoka!!!!" Zvikanzi naTsuro, "Nyararai, Mirai muone zvandichaiita". Kakasvetuka, ndokupidiguka kwakundoirova kopo nehuma, kakaisimudza negumbo ndokuirova nemunwe, nyokaichibva yakandwa pasi yakangoti rabada.
3. Vasikana vakauchira, vamwe ndovaingomutsvoda. Mbiri yeushingi yanga yamuka. Vati fambe, ndokusangana neimwe, iyi yaiva mhenyu.
4. Sekuru Gudo zvikanzi 'Hooooooo, mirai, relaxxxxxxxxxxxx!" Vakateta pasi ndokuda kuspinawo vakanzi gooo. Kudodai ndiye goooo.
Vakarumwa vakazvirega. Izvi zvinotidzidzisa kuti, "Haikona kutevera wese wese arikuti akashinga kubvisa ZANU PF"
Ndaikainyora kare Ngano iyi. #RIP Tendo Image

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Mar 7
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1. Dear Opposition. Don't pay attention to the ZANU ruse on delimitation. Please put a lot of resources on delimitation because you will need to analyze this ward by ward & each constituency. I am going to show you here that, @ZECzim is tilting this to ZANU PF. Look Masvingo
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