I've sent a lot of deeply embarrassing threads in my life so it take it from me: this is a deeply embarrassing thread.
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1633260492918763521
1. Person cites stat X
2. Second person says "ACTUALLY" and cites stat Y
3. Bird note is added saying that the first person was citing a different stat
4. Second Person does breathless self-righteous thread about how the sacred "actually" is being abused against them.
2. Second person says "ACTUALLY" and cites stat Y
3. Bird note is added saying that the first person was citing a different stat
4. Second Person does breathless self-righteous thread about how the sacred "actually" is being abused against them.
it's all fun and games until you're the one getting "context added"
i like Bird Notes or Community Notes or whatever the fuck they're called.
"HELP HELP IM BEING UNJUSTLY BIRD-NOTED! ANONYMOUS BIRDS ARE NOTING ME! PLEASE WON'T SOMEONE RID ME OF THESE MALICIOUS BIRDS!!!!"
My favorite bird notes are the ones on random viral image tweets that are like "wow look at the sunrise this morning in beautiful Cincinnati #blessed #Cincy4Life" and the bird note will be like "this photo was taken on March 7th 2011 by NASA's Mars Rover" or some shit.
i can't get over thinking these screenshots proved your point
Person 1: The earth is warming
Person 2: Actually, Minnesota is colder than last year
Community Note: Person 1 was talking about the Earth, not Minnesota.
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU
Person 1: The earth is warming
Person 2: Actually, Minnesota is colder than last year
Community Note: Person 1 was talking about the Earth, not Minnesota.
Person 2: HOW DARE YOU
https://twitter.com/JuddLegum/status/1633261195737325568?s=20
I don't know how to do a BIrd Note but someone should do a Bird Note on this Judd tweet.
"Judd Legum has actually only been on Twitter for 14 years and 9 months."
"Judd Legum has actually only been on Twitter for 14 years and 9 months."
It would truly be very funny if there was a whole Bird Note task force dedicated to adding hyper-nitpicky Bird Notes to Judd Legum's tweets.
Bird note: "if this bill became law, which it won't, and courts allowed it to be enforced, which they wouldn't, and Judd Legum lived in Florida, which he doesn't, he probably would comply"
Bird note: "Judd Legum has the soft delicate hands of someone who would do anything and everything to avoid prison"
oh man this is totally unfair. Trampling my rights! i got suspended a few months ago because i called someone a toothless hunchback or something and apparently that is a hate crime against hunchbacks, now i can't do bird notes!!!!
ATTICA! ATTICA!
ATTICA! ATTICA!
correction. it was actually "one-legged inbred whore" not "toothless huncback." i regret the error
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