#namjinmin au where nj heads to the arcade to unwind from work, maybe race some cars and play some basketball, and bumps into absolutely unhinged couple sj and jm at the whack-a-mole station.
jm: *beating the moles hard enough for the machine to crack* HIYAAAAAAA!!!
sj: *mouth full of chips* mm do it harder baby
nj, watching from a distance: can anyone else see this or…?
another day:
sj: chirp
nj:
sj: break my back like a mole daddy
jm: I don’t think moles chirp
sj: just like u thought dolphins could breath underwater, u illiterate buffoon?