#yoonjin au where yoongi signs up for an…unconventional arrangement 🎣





hellooooooooooooo it’s been a bajillion years but I’m back ig 🤪✌🏼

ignore time stamps as always and let’s geddit 🫡

#namkook au where fan jungkook has a very specific way of replying to idol RM’s tweets 🐶





inspired by jungkook responding to our barking on livestreams these days 👀🥵 I do love my puppy boy living his best life 🫶

let’s geddit!

#taejoon/#vmon au where taehyung is barbie and namjoon is ken 💅

that’s it. that’s the au.

1. this is very short and very silly and entirely for my own entertainment

#taegi + #jikook + #nam2seok au where noted mafia kingpin agust d meets his boyfriend’s coven for the first time and it goes…poetically 🫣 welcome to the sequel of the taegi mafia au! this can be read as a standalone but I promise it’ll be more fun if you read the first part for context! 🤪

https://twitter.com/tananabread/status/1650046658212954112

what if you combined these two and made a high school #namgi fic with vampire yg and human nj? obviously they don’t get along bc enemies to lovers is the essence of namgi 🤌🏼 it’s not a vampire vs vampire hunter thing. vampires haven’t been hunted for centuries. at this point they’re just regular members of society. so there’s really no reason for nj to get so prickly every time he passes by yg and his bored, blank face.

I’m assembling a fan for the first time in my life and I’m suddenly feeling very sympathetic towards joon in my namgi drabble 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

I think this will def end with me in tears AND I DONT EVEN HAVE A YOONGI TO COMFORT ME 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I have never assembled a single piece of furniture in my life you guys

a #namgi au where yg volunteers to help his friends th and jm set up their new house, but on the day of the move, they bring along an uncoordinated, over-enthusiastic noodle-puppy named nj who apparently ALSO volunteered to help.

nj is th’s friend from work, and since he owes th for covering for him while he was sick, he’d decided to make it up by helping th and his boyfriend move into their new apartment and set up their furniture.

#sopeau where yoongi finally makes a move on his oblivious roommate hoseok: based on this wonderful prompt from @seouIIy 🫶

https://twitter.com/tananabread/status/1657720109450788866

no one knows about this, but Namjoon Kim in accounts and Seokjin Kim in client services have actually been dating for two years 👀 “Rumours claim that the relationship had a rocky start, and that for a good year, the two supposedly “hated” each other’s guts. no one knows for sure what changed, but one day Hoseok Jung from client services caught the two being intimate in the elevator!

ya think namjoon and tae would ever get into a disney princess-off? maybe they’d establish their territories in the park they both go to; namjoon gets the squirrels, the birds and the cats, while taehyung is followed by a line of ducks, dogs and the odd bunny

https://twitter.com/teenytaetae/status/1656698764248195074

maybe nj’s salty about the fact that moni seems to love th, always running up to him with an expression of joy nj has never ONCE received. and th is incredibly annoyed by how yeontan REFUSES to hold out his paw when he asks but for nj he complies at once!

#namkook + #taegi au where namjoon thinks jungkook and yoongi are the same person: 2. seriously do they have a joint outfit bingo

I decided to post my agust+bibi drabble as a thread on twitter so here it is:

anfractuous: (n.) full of twists and turns; circuitous 1.

murder siblings? agust who prefers the cool detachment of a gun while bibi prefers the warm intimacy of bleeding her victims dry? honestly I have soooooooo many wips but the idea of these two as a morally grey assassin duo is just 🫦🫦🫦

#taegi au where taehyung has an important revelation about his date some haegeum-inspired crack for you 🫶

also this was written in one go and is probably just extremely all over the place but lol when are my aus NOT like that amirite 👉🏼👉🏼

ignore date and time stamps!

#namjinmin au where nj heads to the arcade to unwind from work, maybe race some cars and play some basketball, and bumps into absolutely unhinged couple sj and jm at the whack-a-mole station.
jm: *beating the moles hard enough for the machine to crack* HIYAAAAAAA!!!

sj: *mouth full of chips* mm do it harder baby

nj, watching from a distance: can anyone else see this or…?

#minimoni/#minjoon au where sweetheart idol jimin releases a new song and rapper rm is more than a little shook 💀 this is entirely inspired by the whiplash jimin has caused me in the past few days so I’m going to project onto namjoon for the next few tweets ✌🏼

enjoy!