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Mar 22 12 tweets 6 min read
The funniest thing I heard #GwynethPaltrow lawyer say was "I really don't want an objection your honor," when the other lawyer objected during his cross. LOL
I cannot stop laughing.
Atty. Steve Owens doesn't know he can't show the deposition to the jury but that's all he has cued up to go. His sigh of exasperation when hauled up to the judge is pure comedy gold. Also why would the witness have a copy of his depo? Dunno.
After the huddle, the Judge is seen trying not to laugh. This is hysterical.
What a relief from the usual murder trials! This is like watching the Three Stooges. @AussieOverLawd @Remy_Legal @thelegalvices @RekietaLaw
As dithering and short-tempered as the lawyer is, this witness is worse! "I can't answer that" (2 seconds later answers exact same question)
.@attorneysings you have to see this. go back and watch from the top. I'm dying. This is not how testimony works, sir! Impeached!
"A very sore Jose." ROFL...never heard that one before. Is this a white Utah ski bum term? I've never wanted to apologize for white people so badly.
This lady is a legend. She's had 3 marriages, a 6-mo relationship with the plaintiff who seems to be some kind of wealthy finance guy, then he turned mean so she left him and then he tried to get back together but she has a new beau. And a bunch of you can't get a date!
The Coughing Menace, the oratorical fireworks, the strange casual posture of Owens as he yaps about a television...I can't get enough of this. There is a strong possibility one of these two will demand a hearing for the admissibility of the word asshole.
And that's a wrap folks. This is all you need to know about day 1 of #GwynethPaltrowtrial The offer of the mint was a nice note to go out on.
But day 2 might be funnier The BEST Moment From Gwyneth Paltrow Trial in Comic Form

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Questions for @Patreon @PatreonSupport Your TOS says nothing illegal can be done (how are you checking?) and if fans are under 18 they need parents' permission to sub to an account. Have you verified if @thejeffreymarsh subs have parental permission? How do you verify this?
Marsh is literally teaching kids how to go "No Contact" with their parents. Surely, the parents didn't consent to that. He's also having explicit chats about sex. Someone at @Patreon needs to investigate this account. Please let me know if that's going to happen
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Here's their top 10 list for teens. I haven't read these but I guarantee every one of them is inappropriate AF. All of the porn and left-wing programming comes directly from the ALA. A private left-wing group of radical groomers. They have a chokehold on library curation.
If you want to stop the porn, break all ties with the ALA. Government schools should not have anything to do with this left-wing organization that has infiltrated our schools. @SexHarassed knows. Hire him to consult.
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I was able to stay out of pain while I was getting weekly massages that I paid for. Now that I can't afford it anymore I'm in extreme pain and nothing else helps. Not meds, not stretching, exercise, nothing. My doctor even will recommend massage therapy but @UHC won't cover it
This appears to be NY-specific because they do cover it in many other states. It's outrageous how much money I pay them every month only to be told the one thing I need for pain relief is not covered. Massage is a well-known preventative therapy for muscle pain. I
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Worst argument ever. If this "is something judges do" we need a lot more judges on trial.
Judges regularly violate the rights of citizens so we should let them keep doing it---@attornye_CSV philosophy.
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The allegations in the article are so outrageous that only someone with an agenda or malicious intent could push publish without trying to verify any of it. What is Cashman's game here? Why did he do this? Is it incompetence or something worse?
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