Thread by @kaludiasays

the #DungeonsandDragonsMovie was SO fun but absolutely unrealistic for there to be 0 gay people in a D&D party GIRL

THAT BARBARIAN IS A LESBIAN PLEASEEEEE DONT LIE TO ME

chris pine and rege jean page’s characters shouldve been flirting up a STORM girl HUH

that druid was serving bisexuality with that outfit come ONNNN

did love how a woman and a man who are straight and the same age are not romantically involved though!!! that was nice!!! people can be friends!!

my knowledge of official d&d lore is absolutely ass but i was like OOO pointing out spells like this

the worst part of the movie was right before where they made the actors do this hostage situation type video “thanking” the audience for coming to the theater girl im already there and paid too much to be there stop!!!

also rege jean page’s character said justice for hot autistic paladins!!! happy #autismacceptancemonth to him!

also as a bard what the FUCK that chris pine’s character had 0 spells!!! JUSTICE FOR BARDS

saw a take that the tabaxi and and aaracokra shouldve been designed by furries and yeah they mf shouldve. altho as a dragonborn player myself i enjoyed seeing several dragonborn! altho they were all black?? wheres all the fun colors!!

this movie understood that the thing about vaguely european fantasy settings it that every humanoid man must wear EXTREMELY slutty tight pants and v neck puffy shirts and every woman should be fully clothed but serving in leather. thank u for understanding what the people want

also d&d movie has passed the ultimate muster: if you go into the tumblr tag people are already posting character x reader fanfic for xenk. god bless 🫡

the only negatives of this movie:
- dead wife trope
- no gays
- weirdly fatphobic?!! AND WITH A DRAGON?!! we can never escape i stg
- brought the worst part of d&d, the fantasy racism
- main female character introduced with a sexual harassment gag…unnecessary

i DO wish it had included a bit of like this is a game! a little bit of princess bride cutting to the players or something. you could see moments that were clearly “person rolls something specific” that couldve been so FUNNY

wouldve loved a *action stops* “wait can i do that” “hold on retcon that im not in range” and then they have to redo a scene or some funny shit with how long one turn of combat takes lol

ive seen several people suggest the next movie should be same actors but compeletely different story and characters to simulate using the same players. thats funny. i loved how xenk was extremely NPC coded.

wouldve loved a character dying and then the same actor coming back as another character with a convoluted reason to join the party