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Do you ever wonder why Larry Cermak gets the dubious distinction of winning the Cermak Circusmaster Clown award 🀑 for the #ClownSort app?

Wonder no more!

Larry pretends to be knowledgeable about industry affairs, but his conflicts of interest make all his takes...bad takes.πŸ‘‡ ImageImageImageImage
Download #ClownSort today and help chronicle crypto crises created by clowns like Cermak! πŸ‘‡

Larry Cermak thought there would be no problem with #Binance $BUSD (or at least that's what he pretends to think).

Guess what folks? There was a problem. ImageImage
Larry Cermak thought #Binance and CZ wouldn't mess with user funds. Larry was wrong again! If you listen to Larry Cermak, you're guaranteed to lose your money on a long enough timeline. Maybe you should trust it to someone less ethically challenged? Image

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Apr 6
@vidar_research @cramsey @thebankzhar @thebankerislaw @buyside4life @NotChaseColeman @HiddenPivots I found this letter to $BMRC shareholders back from February.

I highlighted a couple items that stuck out at me. They are touting low cost of deposits 🚩and more than half of all deposits are non-interest bearing 🚩.

In an environment where MMFs and T-Bills pay 4%, this is bad. Image
@vidar_research @cramsey @thebankzhar @thebankerislaw @buyside4life @NotChaseColeman @HiddenPivots Some additional data: ImageImage
@vidar_research @cramsey @thebankzhar @thebankerislaw @buyside4life @NotChaseColeman @HiddenPivots April 24th is their Q1 earnings call.
Info on how to attend be found below.

They recently got a ratings upgrade from an outfit I've never heard of before called Janney Montgomery Scott.

Only 4% of the float is short ATM. ImageImageImageImage
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Apr 5
Imagine trying to ascertain the truth regarding crypto crooks within the banking system from this lot.

Nic Carter is an apologist for Tether, known bank fraudsters. Brian Quintenz works for a16z, a known hotbed of shitcoin pump and dumps.

Unbelievable.🦜

$SI
$SBNY
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Get a load of this! @AlderLaneEggs
In case anyone who is new here has no idea who Nic Carter is, here's a primer, as I've been covering this clown for some time: twitter.com/search?q=nic%2…
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Mar 16
🚨 $SBNY & $SIVB GUIDE🚨

$SBNY & $SIVB PUTS/SHORTS

This guide is to get put contracts exercised prior to expiry. Information on shares sold short will also be included below. It is imperative that we make noise LOUD and with GREAT NUMBERS.

Please β™₯️ &πŸ”. 🦜
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🚨 SAVE ALL RECEIPTS & EVIDENCE🚨

In case you have to escalate to a legal challenge, I can't stress enough the importance of COLLECTING and PRESERVING legal evidence.

Read this carefully and follow it.πŸ‘‡
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FOR PUTS:

Your first call should be to your broker. Thanks to the pressure that Team Good Guys is putting on the brokerages, several of them have changed their tune and are now exercising put contracts. Your best bet is to call your broker directly.πŸ“²

Here's how.πŸ‘‡
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Mar 14
Barney Frank isn't an independent source.🚩

#SigNet, while it did have a few legitimate crypto firms using it, had MASSIVE volumes for SBF, CZ and Do Kwon as they stolen and laundered BILLIONS of πŸ’² for OFAC sanctioned Iran and Russia, drug cartels etc.

#ItWasTheCrime 🚨
@AlderLaneEggs we are still getting apologia for $SBNY. 🀦
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