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BREAKING:

Kinga Surma announces that she and Doug Ford have been working on a plan to move the animals from the Toronto Zoo into Riverdale Farm to allow developers to build condos with Ana Bailao.

The Ontario Line will also go there now, for some reason.

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Kinga Surma announces that she, Ana Bailao, and Doug Ford have been working on a plan to move all of the bodies from Mount Pleasant Cemetery to a new underwater Therme Mausoleum at Ontario Place and build 100,000 condos on the cemetery property.

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BREAKING:

Kinga Surma, Ana Bailao, and Doug Ford announce yet another amazing plan. They will be digging up Roy Thomson Hall and porting the entire building over to the middle of the Woodbine Racetrack. The Ontario Line will also go here now, because why not?

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BREAKING:

Another amazing housing plan from Kinga Surma, Ana Bailao, and Doug Ford! They will be moving Casa Loma to the Scarborough Bluffs and developing the Casa Loma site for 18 65-storey condo towers! And, of course, the Ontario Line will also go here now.

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BREAKING:

Ana Bailao, Kinga Surma and Doug Ford have done it again! An amazing plan to move the ROM Crystal to Ford's DECO Labels & Tags location in Etobicoke, and building a new 99-storey condo on top of the ROM.

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BREAKING:

The expert city planning team of Surma/Ford/Bailao has come up with yet another amazing plan for housing. The Aga Khan Museum will be moved to the Sunnyside Pool, and then 50,000 more condos can be built near the Ontario Line "Science Centre" station.

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BREAKING:

Doug Ford, Kinga Surma, and Ana Bailao have leaked another development plan. St. Lawrence Market will be moved brick-by-brick to Pacific Mall, and the site will be bulldozed and turned into parking for the construction workers re-building the Gardiner.