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Apr 23
THE RETURN OF BLOOD LIBEL

New blog post:
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Georgia Congresswoman and human brain aneurysm Marjorie Taylor Greene baselessly attacked transgender influencer and Bud Light spokesmodel Dylan Mulvaney last week, calling her “one of the biggest pedophiles in America today.”
Of course, this is a defamatory lie, which is par for the course from Marjorie Taylor Greene. She tells 17 defamatory lies every morning before breakfast; I assume this is related to her CrossFit regimen or something.
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Apr 20
TEN WAYS TWITTER WILL BE DIFFERENT NOW THAT USER VERIFICATION IS GONE

10. You’ll never know if a Tweet promising to rebuild America’s infrastructure and increase access to high-quality child care is from President of the United States Joe Biden or just some loser named Phil
9. It will be impossible to figure out whether the account with 268 followers or the account with 15.3 million followers is the real Beyonce

8. “Blue checkmark” will cease to be a an insulting synonym for “liberal elite” & evolve into an insulting synonym for “Muskovite lackey”
7. The trolls who insist that COVID was a hoax, Trump really won the election, and George Soros convinced Jeffrey Epstein to commit seppuku will now have questionable authenticity
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Apr 2
I wonder what Trump is going to want to talk about Tuesday night
TOPICS THAT DONALD TRUMP PLANS TO ADDRESS TUESDAY EVENING AT MAR-A-LAGO

10. An in-depth discussion of the role of religion and spirituality in public life

9. How Finland’s acceptance into NATO will affect the future of Europe moving forward
8. A brief address from a representative of Amnesty International to raise awareness of mass forced evictions in Cambodia

7. A scholarly discussion of the role of federalism in American history and its advantages over a centralized government
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Apr 1
“Trump’s indictment raises a host of uncertain questions for organizers of events during the primary.”

I wonder what kind of questions those could be……
TEN QUESTIONS TRUMP’S INDICTMENT RAISES FOR THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES

10. How can you sell the Republican base on a candidate who may be somewhat morally questionable

9. The mandatory butter-eating contest in Iowa has a very strict NO INDICTEES policy
8. If a Trump Rally conflicts with a scheduled court appearance, Trump may be forced to blow off the court date and suffer absolutely zero consequences for it

7. Primary polling venues may notice a 20% decrease in feral MAGA goons
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Apr 1
UNUSUAL APRIL FOOL’S DAY PRANKS
2023 Edition

- Call the Butterball Turkey hotline and ask if they can help you with your income taxes

- Walk around all day wearing an XL shirt when your physical frame is really better suited to a Large
- Refuse to acknowledge the existence of Zoomers and stubbornly continue to call teenagers “Millennials”

- Convince as many people as you can that April 1st is National Squawk Like a Parrot Day
- Send an envelope of suspicious white powder to all public officials threatening to prosecute Donald Trump. When caught, blame it on Antifa
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Mar 31
P.O.P. QUIZ, VOLUME 8

(Political Orientation and Perception)

You know the drill: Rhetorical questions are best answered in the privacy of your own head
The purpose of investigating Donald Trump is:

🔵 to demonstrate that no American, no matter how powerful, is above the law

🔴 a politically-motivated witch hunt
If a former President is under investigation for multiple crimes, that strongly suggests:

🔵 he is guilty of some of them

🔴 he is guilty of none of them
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