#taegi au where taehyung has an important revelation about his date
some haegeum-inspired crack for you 🫶
also this was written in one go and is probably just extremely all over the place but lol when are my aus NOT like that amirite 👉🏼👉🏼
ignore date and time stamps!
1. any french/french-speaking people willing to translate seokjin’s tweet?
2. I did once swipe right on a profile with no pictures what does that say about me
3. will I include yoongi being a simp for tae’s puppy eyes in every au? yes, yes I will
4. hehe
5. I want a secret room in my house but instead of guns I want it to hold all the bts albums I’ll be able to buy if I’m rich enough to afford a secret room
6. post-drug deal horny adrenaline is no joke
7. everyone has their priorities what can I say
8. oh how the turns have tabled
9. plot twist?
10. oh how the turns have tabled (2)
the end!✨
don’t ask me what this is just blame it on the d-day overdose
#namjinmin au where nj heads to the arcade to unwind from work, maybe race some cars and play some basketball, and bumps into absolutely unhinged couple sj and jm at the whack-a-mole station.
jm: *beating the moles hard enough for the machine to crack* HIYAAAAAAA!!!
sj: *mouth full of chips* mm do it harder baby
nj, watching from a distance: can anyone else see this or…?
another day:
sj: chirp
nj:
sj: break my back like a mole daddy
jm: I don’t think moles chirp
sj: just like u thought dolphins could breath underwater, u illiterate buffoon?