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Skeleton: Why did we come into this dungeon?
Barbarian: We *ouch* needed gold.
S: You’re injured.
B: I will survive.
S: No, you will not. One moment… it should be- ah. Here it is!
B: A potion? Where did you get that?
S: Secret compartment. Dungeoneers are predictable.
#DnD
Barbarian: We *ouch* needed gold.
S: You’re injured.
B: I will survive.
S: No, you will not. One moment… it should be- ah. Here it is!
B: A potion? Where did you get that?
S: Secret compartment. Dungeoneers are predictable.
#DnD
S: If you let me fight more, you wouldn’t need to get hurt so often.
B: We have replaced your arm and food once already. I can not heal you beyond giving you new parts. What if you are utterly destroyed?
S: You will have failed your quest.
B: I would literally rather die.
B: We have replaced your arm and food once already. I can not heal you beyond giving you new parts. What if you are utterly destroyed?
S: You will have failed your quest.
B: I would literally rather die.
S: *snap*
B: Your hand! Why would you do such a thing!?
S: So you have to replace it.
B: With what, pray tell!? I do not have a collection of bones simply stored away.
S: A sword.
B: Pardon?
S: Replace my hand with a sword.
B: Will that work?
S: I will make it work.
B: Your hand! Why would you do such a thing!?
S: So you have to replace it.
B: With what, pray tell!? I do not have a collection of bones simply stored away.
S: A sword.
B: Pardon?
S: Replace my hand with a sword.
B: Will that work?
S: I will make it work.
The story continues.
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