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As The Rat Turns
America's favorite daytime soap continues. In this extended-length episode we see the intertwining tails of the swarm of rats that led to January 6th. You could call it a colony, you could call it a mischief. This is rodentry as in finest rattery
3 PM
As The Rat Turns
America's favorite daytime soap continues. In this extended-length episode we see the intertwining tails of the swarm of rats that led to January 6th. You could call it a colony, you could call it a mischief. This is rodentry as in finest rattery
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PROLOGUE
I was curious about something that was 'too neat'. America's most crooked President launched America's largest crime (= January 6) and he had America's most crooked Attorney General along his side - yet Barr is fired DAYS before plot commences
PROLOGUE
I was curious about something that was 'too neat'. America's most crooked President launched America's largest crime (= January 6) and he had America's most crooked Attorney General along his side - yet Barr is fired DAYS before plot commences
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Jan 6th plot founding meeting was 18 Dec 2020 (Giuliani, Flynn, Meadows, Trump, that idiot ex-Overstock CEO & Kraken Lady)
Barr was fired 13 Dec 2020. He left office 23 Dec. That is wicked timing for Fred Flintstone's evil nazi cousin Bill Barrstone
Jan 6th plot founding meeting was 18 Dec 2020 (Giuliani, Flynn, Meadows, Trump, that idiot ex-Overstock CEO & Kraken Lady)
Barr was fired 13 Dec 2020. He left office 23 Dec. That is wicked timing for Fred Flintstone's evil nazi cousin Bill Barrstone
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Today I learned a missing piece of this puzzle. So let me play Detective Colombo and solve this riddle. I will tell it as the Ratskrieg that it turned out to be. Let's go back in time...
CHAPTER 1: Czar Vladimir the Smug
Today I learned a missing piece of this puzzle. So let me play Detective Colombo and solve this riddle. I will tell it as the Ratskrieg that it turned out to be. Let's go back in time...
CHAPTER 1: Czar Vladimir the Smug
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Back in 2016 a racist-rapist-serial con artist was trying to run for President. The GOP utterly fell in love with this asshole, but he didn't have money to run his campaign
So Russia's latest ruler, Czar Vladimir the Table stepped in, and funded Trump
Back in 2016 a racist-rapist-serial con artist was trying to run for President. The GOP utterly fell in love with this asshole, but he didn't have money to run his campaign
So Russia's latest ruler, Czar Vladimir the Table stepped in, and funded Trump
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So they were happily in love. Trump believed Putin adored him. And Vladimir played with his toy. They spoke on the phone every 10 days
Until Spring 2020. Putin broke up with Trump. Would not take his calls. It was over
So they were happily in love. Trump believed Putin adored him. And Vladimir played with his toy. They spoke on the phone every 10 days
Until Spring 2020. Putin broke up with Trump. Would not take his calls. It was over
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CHAPTER 2: Moscow Mitch
When Putin stopped funding Trump suddenly in spring of 2020, Trump tried calling Putin. He didn't take love-sick Trumpo's calls. Ooh, Trumpo so sad!
But somehow Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle found out. McConnell came to White House
CHAPTER 2: Moscow Mitch
When Putin stopped funding Trump suddenly in spring of 2020, Trump tried calling Putin. He didn't take love-sick Trumpo's calls. Ooh, Trumpo so sad!
But somehow Teenage Mutant Mitch McTurtle found out. McConnell came to White House
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So on 20 July 2020, we had #MoscowMitch trolling Trump in White House - wearing that notorious 'Obama Tan' suit, that Mitch changed into only minutes before going to meet Trump. Mitch intended this to be their final meeting. The McTurtle pulled HIS money too
So on 20 July 2020, we had #MoscowMitch trolling Trump in White House - wearing that notorious 'Obama Tan' suit, that Mitch changed into only minutes before going to meet Trump. Mitch intended this to be their final meeting. The McTurtle pulled HIS money too
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McConnell hates Trump. When GOP controlled White House, Senate and House - and Republicans were spending money like a drunken McCain (he was a navy pilot, so sailor) - Mitch denied Trump the only thing Trump had ever desired as President: his stupid wall
McConnell hates Trump. When GOP controlled White House, Senate and House - and Republicans were spending money like a drunken McCain (he was a navy pilot, so sailor) - Mitch denied Trump the only thing Trump had ever desired as President: his stupid wall
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All judges and SCOTUS Justices the McTurtle sent for Trump to appoint, were MITCH judges. Most of them - including all on Supreme Court - hate Trump too
I am not defending Mitch. He damaged America MORE THAN TRUMP
But on Tan Suit Day Mitch ratfucked Trump
All judges and SCOTUS Justices the McTurtle sent for Trump to appoint, were MITCH judges. Most of them - including all on Supreme Court - hate Trump too
I am not defending Mitch. He damaged America MORE THAN TRUMP
But on Tan Suit Day Mitch ratfucked Trump
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CHAPTER 3: Bone Saw Boy
In Jan 6th hearings, we heard from Trump campaign manager Parscale under oath, that in July 2020 the campaign knew it was over, that Trump would lose
When Putin pulled his support & money. Then told Mitch, who did same: game over
CHAPTER 3: Bone Saw Boy
In Jan 6th hearings, we heard from Trump campaign manager Parscale under oath, that in July 2020 the campaign knew it was over, that Trump would lose
When Putin pulled his support & money. Then told Mitch, who did same: game over
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Trump changed. We had that deplorable spectacle of Goya Beans Day. He went on a rampage to steal everything - including classified documents to sell to the highest bidders - and unleashed that Slovenian Rental of his, to commit the Rose Garden Massacre
Trump changed. We had that deplorable spectacle of Goya Beans Day. He went on a rampage to steal everything - including classified documents to sell to the highest bidders - and unleashed that Slovenian Rental of his, to commit the Rose Garden Massacre
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And Trump turned to his most trusted advisor in White House - The Saudi Ken Doll - to go find some scheme to hold onto power, regardless of how illegal
THIS was the part I did not know until today: Jared brought the core of Jan 6th to Trump on 8 Aug 2020
And Trump turned to his most trusted advisor in White House - The Saudi Ken Doll - to go find some scheme to hold onto power, regardless of how illegal
THIS was the part I did not know until today: Jared brought the core of Jan 6th to Trump on 8 Aug 2020
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So by 8 Aug 2020. 3 MONTHS before the election Trump knew he would lose - the Slim Reaper had discovered a lunatic scheme to try to hold onto power. No doubt from Q nutters
Jared told Trump & Bill Barr. Barr said this hairbrained plot gets everyone in prison
So by 8 Aug 2020. 3 MONTHS before the election Trump knew he would lose - the Slim Reaper had discovered a lunatic scheme to try to hold onto power. No doubt from Q nutters
Jared told Trump & Bill Barr. Barr said this hairbrained plot gets everyone in prison
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Jared was bright enough to get it, and dropped this mad scheme. And arranged to be out of the country when Trump actually implemented the mad plan with Giuliani
Obviously Jared did not ask for a pardon. He did not plead 5th. He has ratted Trump to Jack Smith
Jared was bright enough to get it, and dropped this mad scheme. And arranged to be out of the country when Trump actually implemented the mad plan with Giuliani
Obviously Jared did not ask for a pardon. He did not plead 5th. He has ratted Trump to Jack Smith
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CHAPTER 4: Sir Buttdial
After Trump lost in Nov 2020, the nutty plan of fake electors was revived by America's Mayonaise. Rudy Colludy was pitching it since mid November. The Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper signed onto Giuliani's catastrophic idea by Nov 20.
CHAPTER 4: Sir Buttdial
After Trump lost in Nov 2020, the nutty plan of fake electors was revived by America's Mayonaise. Rudy Colludy was pitching it since mid November. The Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper signed onto Giuliani's catastrophic idea by Nov 20.
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The Russian General Mike Flynn did not buy into this lunatic scheme until December 9, 2020
Then they came to meet Trump in White House to pitch this plot on 18 Dec
And Bill Barr had already gotten himself fired conveniently just a few days prior?
The Russian General Mike Flynn did not buy into this lunatic scheme until December 9, 2020
Then they came to meet Trump in White House to pitch this plot on 18 Dec
And Bill Barr had already gotten himself fired conveniently just a few days prior?
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CHAPTER 5: Flashback: Impeachment 1
Remember the first impeachment of Trump? The extortion of Ukraine, perfect phone call, the Adventures of Lev & Igor, etc
All GOP begged Trump to throw Rudy under the bus, to make Giuliani the scapegoat? And Trump agreed
CHAPTER 5: Flashback: Impeachment 1
Remember the first impeachment of Trump? The extortion of Ukraine, perfect phone call, the Adventures of Lev & Igor, etc
All GOP begged Trump to throw Rudy under the bus, to make Giuliani the scapegoat? And Trump agreed
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And as Trump very awkwardly started to distance himself from Rudy, the Colludy pulled a New York Mafia move straight out of the Sopranos
Giuliani threatened the sitting US President (with his insurance file) on 15 Nov 2019
EXTORTION RACKETEERING on live TV
And as Trump very awkwardly started to distance himself from Rudy, the Colludy pulled a New York Mafia move straight out of the Sopranos
Giuliani threatened the sitting US President (with his insurance file) on 15 Nov 2019
EXTORTION RACKETEERING on live TV
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Trump knew what Rudy had on him & fears this. So of course Trump caved, by 22 Nov Trump is back supporting Giuliani
And miraculously on 23 Nov, Sir Buttdial McRudypants recants his story and says he was just kidding
Rudy blackmailed the sitting US President
Trump knew what Rudy had on him & fears this. So of course Trump caved, by 22 Nov Trump is back supporting Giuliani
And miraculously on 23 Nov, Sir Buttdial McRudypants recants his story and says he was just kidding
Rudy blackmailed the sitting US President
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You do not threaten the US President
From Nov 2019 to April 2021, Giuliani was under legal wiretap by FBI under court-approved search warrant. We learned this from the raid of Rudy's office and home in 2021
I had assumed Barr knew then in Nov of the wiretap
You do not threaten the US President
From Nov 2019 to April 2021, Giuliani was under legal wiretap by FBI under court-approved search warrant. We learned this from the raid of Rudy's office and home in 2021
I had assumed Barr knew then in Nov of the wiretap
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But now with Jared / Aug 8 knowledge, I believe I know how and when it happened. Not in Nov 2019
FBI has duty to protect, and they take POTUS very seriously. A crooked attorney was blackmailing the President. Of COURSE FBI would get wiretap on Rudy
But now with Jared / Aug 8 knowledge, I believe I know how and when it happened. Not in Nov 2019
FBI has duty to protect, and they take POTUS very seriously. A crooked attorney was blackmailing the President. Of COURSE FBI would get wiretap on Rudy
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FBI had no obligation to tell DOJ or Bill Barr that they did so. It was 'standard' investigation work into possible corruption aimed at Presidency
We know that Bill Barr DID block a raid on Rudy in September 2020. Garland reversed that ruling & authorized it
FBI had no obligation to tell DOJ or Bill Barr that they did so. It was 'standard' investigation work into possible corruption aimed at Presidency
We know that Bill Barr DID block a raid on Rudy in September 2020. Garland reversed that ruling & authorized it
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So Bill Barr FOUND OUT in Sept 2020, that the FBI had been wiretapping Giuliani (and his calls with Trump) for almost a year. And clearly Rudy was guilty (the FBI asked permission to raid an attorney's office - so the evidence would have been overwhelming)
So Bill Barr FOUND OUT in Sept 2020, that the FBI had been wiretapping Giuliani (and his calls with Trump) for almost a year. And clearly Rudy was guilty (the FBI asked permission to raid an attorney's office - so the evidence would have been overwhelming)
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We know Barr blocked the raid of Giuliani. BUT we ALSO can tell, Barr DID NOT reveal this wiretap to Trump - who would have stopped talking to Rudy - and would have warned Rudy
Bill Barr ratfucked Trump, INTENSELY
We know Barr blocked the raid of Giuliani. BUT we ALSO can tell, Barr DID NOT reveal this wiretap to Trump - who would have stopped talking to Rudy - and would have warned Rudy
Bill Barr ratfucked Trump, INTENSELY
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CHAPTER 6: The Wiretap
Bill Barr found out that FBI had been wiretapping Rudy when FBI asked permission for the search warrant to search Giuliani home & office, and to seize all 18 of Rudy's phones
And Barr forgot to tell Trump
CHAPTER 6: The Wiretap
Bill Barr found out that FBI had been wiretapping Rudy when FBI asked permission for the search warrant to search Giuliani home & office, and to seize all 18 of Rudy's phones
And Barr forgot to tell Trump
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But with the wiretap, Barr now told FBI, let me see full transcripts of Rudy's conversations, so I can reconsider the search warrant
We know FBI asked a 2nd time for the raid in November 2020 & again Barr said no. Barrstone WAS now eavesdropping on Rudy
But with the wiretap, Barr now told FBI, let me see full transcripts of Rudy's conversations, so I can reconsider the search warrant
We know FBI asked a 2nd time for the raid in November 2020 & again Barr said no. Barrstone WAS now eavesdropping on Rudy
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THAT gets us to Barr miraculous timing on Jan 6. Barr knew WHAT the plot was, from Jared in Aug
Barr heard Rudy catch onto it in Nov. And that Rudy got the Kraken Lady to accept it on Nov 20 & Flynn on Dec 9
THAT gets us to Barr miraculous timing on Jan 6. Barr knew WHAT the plot was, from Jared in Aug
Barr heard Rudy catch onto it in Nov. And that Rudy got the Kraken Lady to accept it on Nov 20 & Flynn on Dec 9
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Then the FLIGHTS. Rudy lives in NY. Sidney lives in NC. Flynn lived in RI. All had to FLY to DC to go meet Trump. That meeting was COORDINATED by Giuliani AFTER Dec 9. Bill Barr arranged to be fired on 12 Dec, right after these flights were booked
Then the FLIGHTS. Rudy lives in NY. Sidney lives in NC. Flynn lived in RI. All had to FLY to DC to go meet Trump. That meeting was COORDINATED by Giuliani AFTER Dec 9. Bill Barr arranged to be fired on 12 Dec, right after these flights were booked
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THAT is how Barr managed to time his exit perfectly, to avoid America's largest crime, but know enough of it, to help him get a better plea bargain as he flipped in December 2020
Trump was ratted by Putin, Mitch, Jared & Barr
& FBI got Rudy's insurance file
THAT is how Barr managed to time his exit perfectly, to avoid America's largest crime, but know enough of it, to help him get a better plea bargain as he flipped in December 2020
Trump was ratted by Putin, Mitch, Jared & Barr
& FBI got Rudy's insurance file
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Wot? That was not enuf? You want me to do an Animal House style ending? Of what happened to all these umbelievable characters?
Ok.. I'm game. Let's do:
EPILOGUE
Wot? That was not enuf? You want me to do an Animal House style ending? Of what happened to all these umbelievable characters?
Ok.. I'm game. Let's do:
EPILOGUE
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Czar Lilliputin dumped Trump. He then launched a catastrophically disastrous war invading Ukraine that has wiped out his military arsenal, caused 200,000 Russian military dead & Finland to join NATO. Now he has an international arrest warrant as war criminal
Czar Lilliputin dumped Trump. He then launched a catastrophically disastrous war invading Ukraine that has wiped out his military arsenal, caused 200,000 Russian military dead & Finland to join NATO. Now he has an international arrest warrant as war criminal
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McTurtle did not ask for a pardon & said on Senate floor that Trump is a criminal. He'll gleefully testify
McConnell had chance to rid GOP of Trump, in Impeachment 2. That he didn't goes down as largest political blunder in US history as Trump wipes out GOP
McTurtle did not ask for a pardon & said on Senate floor that Trump is a criminal. He'll gleefully testify
McConnell had chance to rid GOP of Trump, in Impeachment 2. That he didn't goes down as largest political blunder in US history as Trump wipes out GOP
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The Saudi Ken Doll did not ask for a Presidential pardon (for himself, he did ask one for his dad). He did not plead 5th to Jan 6th Committee. He received subpoena to Jack Smith & no doubt will testify. Speculation is that Jared flipped in autumn 2021.
The Saudi Ken Doll did not ask for a Presidential pardon (for himself, he did ask one for his dad). He did not plead 5th to Jan 6th Committee. He received subpoena to Jack Smith & no doubt will testify. Speculation is that Jared flipped in autumn 2021.
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Captain Snitty Letters did not ask for a pardon. He did not plead 5th when he testified to Jan 6th Committee. My speculation is that Barr flipped in December 2020 as he got himself fired. If so, rest assured Barr does go to prison, but for a shorter time
Captain Snitty Letters did not ask for a pardon. He did not plead 5th when he testified to Jan 6th Committee. My speculation is that Barr flipped in December 2020 as he got himself fired. If so, rest assured Barr does go to prison, but for a shorter time
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The Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper was in founding meeting of January 6th. She pleaded the fifth to January 6th. She testified under oath in court, that nothing she said could have been believed as fact. The Kraken Lady is indeed this crazy
The Diet Dutchess of Dr Pepper was in founding meeting of January 6th. She pleaded the fifth to January 6th. She testified under oath in court, that nothing she said could have been believed as fact. The Kraken Lady is indeed this crazy
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The convicted felon traitor, Russian General disguised in US uniform, Mike Flynn was pardoned by Trump, but BEFORE he committed new crimes with Jan 6th. He pleaded 5th to January 6th committee. He was never even considered for any plea bargain by DOJ
The convicted felon traitor, Russian General disguised in US uniform, Mike Flynn was pardoned by Trump, but BEFORE he committed new crimes with Jan 6th. He pleaded 5th to January 6th committee. He was never even considered for any plea bargain by DOJ
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Mark Meadows got into an extortion racket by Trump, first allowing White House to be used for Trump event, then burning documents, then joining Jan 6th, & finally committing espionage with Trump, all in hope of a pardon Trump never gave. Mark flipped in 2022
Mark Meadows got into an extortion racket by Trump, first allowing White House to be used for Trump event, then burning documents, then joining Jan 6th, & finally committing espionage with Trump, all in hope of a pardon Trump never gave. Mark flipped in 2022
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Perhaps weirdest 'defense gambit' by these Trumpomobsters was by 1 of original Seditious Six of Jan 6th meeting 18 Dec, the ex CEO of Overstock Patrick Byrne (yes, the dude who got caught sleeping with Russian spy Butina). A few days ago Byrne CONFESSED TO ME
Perhaps weirdest 'defense gambit' by these Trumpomobsters was by 1 of original Seditious Six of Jan 6th meeting 18 Dec, the ex CEO of Overstock Patrick Byrne (yes, the dude who got caught sleeping with Russian spy Butina). A few days ago Byrne CONFESSED TO ME
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Captain Mascara begged for a pardon (no). Begged to be paid by Trump (no). Begged Special Master to destroy his 18 phones rather than let DOJ see his 'insurance file' on them (no). He tried to flip (no). He lost his law license. And Giuliani is broke
Captain Mascara begged for a pardon (no). Begged to be paid by Trump (no). Begged Special Master to destroy his 18 phones rather than let DOJ see his 'insurance file' on them (no). He tried to flip (no). He lost his law license. And Giuliani is broke
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And Trumpo? NY took his businesses away, put an adult in charge. The FBI raided his home, Trump had stolen 325 classified documents (mandatory prison time 1,600 years, at a minimum). Manhattan just filed criminal charges (34 counts = 136 years) +Rape +Georgia
And Trumpo? NY took his businesses away, put an adult in charge. The FBI raided his home, Trump had stolen 325 classified documents (mandatory prison time 1,600 years, at a minimum). Manhattan just filed criminal charges (34 counts = 136 years) +Rape +Georgia
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