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🌋🌋 Deep₿lueCrypto 🌋🌋 Profile picture
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A thread 🧵 #29 of funny memes Image
Doctor: don’t touch your shoulder Image
Doc: I have your results
You: Did I pass?
Doc: You will soon 😂 Image
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Doctor: good news, bad news Image
Dogs: we examined your stool samples Image
Doctor: don’t panic 😂 Image
How much time do I have left doctor Image
Doctor fixed your broken rib on photoshop 😂 Image
Obesity runs in my family doctor 😂 Image
What’s the bad news doctor? Image
American archer uses a gun 😂 Image
Let’s do it twice then 😂 Image
You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you do 😂 Image
Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap 😂 Image
People in sleeping bags are soft tacos for the wild bears 😂 Image
Don’t pee on the electric fence 😂 Image
Arriving vs. Departing for Christmas 😂 Image
Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) looks like she ran out of toilet paper and ran out 😂 Image
Every divorced dad’s Facebook pic 😂 Image
What does the US map look like? Image
Mike Tyson enjoying powdered donuts back in 1988 at a house party 😂 Image
Americans saying Britain has such boring place names on maps 😂 Image
It’s either the Simpsons are predicting the future exactly or the worlds elite like #Rothschilds #Rockefeller #GeorgeSoros #BillGates are all following the Simpsons script. Image
Humans expectations when young
Humans expectations when older

Reality hits them like a ton of bricks😂 Image
My four moods all the time 🤷‍♂️ Image
Student got drunk, emails the teacher
Teacher responded back 😂 Image
Drive-Through pharmacy doesn’t mean you can drive through the walls Image
Teacher doesn’t want to hurt students feelings… she got creative 😂 Image
Four elements of nature in Chips 😂 Image
Disney, Washington DC, Hollywood and the Vatican…

They’re all full of pedophiles. You’re missing #AllOfTheAbove option 😂😂 Image
In order to understand a doctors prescription, you need to learn the doctors medical alphabet 😂 ImageImage
Michael Jordan’s confidence is so revealing… wow 😮 Image
Is this real life or #FantaSea Image
The procrastination mind game
Due tomorrow ❌
Do tomorrow ✅ Image
Taking a warm shower
Men vs. Women Image
Me taking a shower starter pack Image
What women think men do taking long showers 😂 Image
How do you launder $100 billion Image
What about sharp camels that know how to fight sharks 😂 Image
If your dogs name is shark, don’t take it to the beach… please 😂 Image
Dog that eats dog food and your food Image

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Thank God Dr. Fauci isn’t incharge of NIH anymore.

Thank God we can protect the world against their lies and betrayals.

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In just three months as the 47th President, Donald Trump has governed with a ferocity that seems fueled by the trials of his past—indictments, investigations, assassination attempts, and impeachments—emerging not as a man diminished, but as one emboldened to deliver on his promises with unrelenting focus. His campaign pledges, once dismissed by critics as bombastic rhetoric, are materializing at a breakneck pace, reflecting a leader who thrives under pressure and channels adversity into action. From sweeping border security measures to economic policies aimed at revitalizing American industry, Trump’s early tenure feels like a defiant rebuttal to those who doubted his resolve, proving that the chaos of his journey has only sharpened his determination to reshape the nation in his image.

What’s most striking is how Trump has turned promises into tangible outcomes, defying the inertia that often bogs down presidencies. He’s tackled illegal immigration with a vigor that’s already shifting the landscape, while imposing tariffs to bolster domestic production, moves that echo his “America First” mantra and resonate with a base hungry for results. Gas, grocery and egg prices have eased, a practical win for everyday Americans, while his administration’s bold strokes—like dismantling bureaucratic excess and confronting global adversaries—signal a rejection of the status quo. For a man who’s faced relentless scrutiny, Trump’s first 90 days suggest not just survival, but a triumphant assertion of his vision, delivering a governance style as unapologetic and unconventional as the path that brought him back to power.

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“EPSTEIN CLIENTS ARE ABOVE THE LAW”

The statement that "more squirrels and raccoons have been arrested than Epstein clients" highlights a stark disparity between the enforcement of minor, even absurd, regulations and the apparent reluctance to pursue justice against powerful individuals implicated in Jeffrey Epstein’s criminal network. In late 2024, the case of Peanut the Squirrel and Fred the Raccoon captured public attention when New York’s Department of Environmental Conservation raided Mark Longo’s home, seizing and euthanizing these animals over claims of illegal possession and rabies risks. The operation involved multiple agents and hours of effort, showcasing a swift and decisive response to what many saw as a trivial violation. This incident, amplified by social media outrage, underscores how authorities can mobilize resources to "arrest" or address wildlife-related issues, even when the targets are harmless pets, while seemingly ignoring far graver human crimes.

In contrast, the Epstein case—despite overwhelming evidence of a sex trafficking operation involving influential figures—has seen remarkably little accountability for his clients. Epstein, a financier with ties to politicians, billionaires, and royalty, was arrested in 2019 and died in custody, officially ruled a suicide, though conspiracy theories abound. Court documents unsealed in recent years name numerous associates, yet few, if any, of these high-profile individuals have faced arrest or prosecution. The disparity fuels public frustration: while a squirrel’s fate can prompt a government raid, the powerful men who allegedly exploited minors alongside Epstein remain largely untouchable, shielded by wealth, status, or legal loopholes. This juxtaposition paints a compelling picture of a system that prioritizes the enforcement of petty rules over the pursuit of justice for heinous crimes, leaving society to question where true accountability lies.

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