A thread 🧵 #29 of funny memes 
Doctor: don’t touch your shoulder
Doc: I have your results
You: Did I pass?
Doc: You will soon 😂
You: Did I pass?
Doc: You will soon 😂
Here’s a previous 🧵 of funny memes
https://twitter.com/deepbluecrypto/status/1655275944846737411
Doctor: good news, bad news
Dogs: we examined your stool samples
Doctor: don’t panic 😂
How much time do I have left doctor
Doctor fixed your broken rib on photoshop 😂
Obesity runs in my family doctor 😂
What’s the bad news doctor?
American archer uses a gun 😂
Let’s do it twice then 😂
You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you do 😂
Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap 😂
People in sleeping bags are soft tacos for the wild bears 😂
Don’t pee on the electric fence 😂
Arriving vs. Departing for Christmas 😂
Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) looks like she ran out of toilet paper and ran out 😂
Every divorced dad’s Facebook pic 😂
What does the US map look like?
Mike Tyson enjoying powdered donuts back in 1988 at a house party 😂
Americans saying Britain has such boring place names on maps 😂
It’s either the Simpsons are predicting the future exactly or the worlds elite like #Rothschilds #Rockefeller #GeorgeSoros #BillGates are all following the Simpsons script.
Humans expectations when young
Humans expectations when older
Reality hits them like a ton of bricks😂
Humans expectations when older
Reality hits them like a ton of bricks😂
My four moods all the time 🤷♂️
Student got drunk, emails the teacher
Teacher responded back 😂
Teacher responded back 😂
Drive-Through pharmacy doesn’t mean you can drive through the walls
Teacher doesn’t want to hurt students feelings… she got creative 😂
Four elements of nature in Chips 😂
Disney, Washington DC, Hollywood and the Vatican…
They’re all full of pedophiles. You’re missing #AllOfTheAbove option 😂😂
They’re all full of pedophiles. You’re missing #AllOfTheAbove option 😂😂
In order to understand a doctors prescription, you need to learn the doctors medical alphabet 😂
Michael Jordan’s confidence is so revealing… wow 😮
Is this real life or #FantaSea
The procrastination mind game
Due tomorrow ❌
Do tomorrow ✅
Due tomorrow ❌
Do tomorrow ✅
Taking a warm shower
Men vs. Women
Men vs. Women
Me taking a shower starter pack
What women think men do taking long showers 😂
How do you launder $100 billion
What about sharp camels that know how to fight sharks 😂
If your dogs name is shark, don’t take it to the beach… please 😂
Dog that eats dog food and your food
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