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🌋🌋 Deep₿lueCrypto 🌋🌋 Profile picture
@DeepBlueCrypto
May 10, 2023 • 42 tweets • 12 min read • Read on X
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A thread 🧵 #29 of funny memes Image
Doctor: don’t touch your shoulder Image
Doc: I have your results
You: Did I pass?
Doc: You will soon 😂 Image
Here’s a previous 🧵 of funny memes
Doctor: good news, bad news Image
Dogs: we examined your stool samples Image
Doctor: don’t panic 😂 Image
How much time do I have left doctor Image
Doctor fixed your broken rib on photoshop 😂 Image
Obesity runs in my family doctor 😂 Image
What’s the bad news doctor? Image
American archer uses a gun 😂 Image
Let’s do it twice then 😂 Image
You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you do 😂 Image
Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap 😂 Image
People in sleeping bags are soft tacos for the wild bears 😂 Image
Don’t pee on the electric fence 😂 Image
Arriving vs. Departing for Christmas 😂 Image
Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) looks like she ran out of toilet paper and ran out 😂 Image
Every divorced dad’s Facebook pic 😂 Image
What does the US map look like? Image
Mike Tyson enjoying powdered donuts back in 1988 at a house party 😂 Image
Americans saying Britain has such boring place names on maps 😂 Image
It’s either the Simpsons are predicting the future exactly or the worlds elite like #Rothschilds #Rockefeller #GeorgeSoros #BillGates are all following the Simpsons script. Image
Humans expectations when young
Humans expectations when older

Reality hits them like a ton of bricks😂 Image
My four moods all the time 🤷‍♂️ Image
Student got drunk, emails the teacher
Teacher responded back 😂 Image
Drive-Through pharmacy doesn’t mean you can drive through the walls Image
Teacher doesn’t want to hurt students feelings… she got creative 😂 Image
Four elements of nature in Chips 😂 Image
Disney, Washington DC, Hollywood and the Vatican…

They’re all full of pedophiles. You’re missing #AllOfTheAbove option 😂😂 Image
In order to understand a doctors prescription, you need to learn the doctors medical alphabet 😂 ImageImage
Michael Jordan’s confidence is so revealing… wow 😮 Image
Is this real life or #FantaSea Image
The procrastination mind game
Due tomorrow ❌
Do tomorrow ✅ Image
Taking a warm shower
Men vs. Women Image
Me taking a shower starter pack Image
What women think men do taking long showers 😂 Image
How do you launder $100 billion Image
What about sharp camels that know how to fight sharks 😂 Image
If your dogs name is shark, don’t take it to the beach… please 😂 Image
Dog that eats dog food and your food Image

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Nov 11
President Donald J. Trump's victory represents the greatest story of perseverance in human history, and he's just getting started!

A thread on politics & politicians👇
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It’s very dangerous to trust government going forward with your children’s health.

COVID disaster was the biggest crime against humanity ever committed by the governments in both size and scale.

Do what’s right for your children’s future, not what’s good for Big Pharma.
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ELON MUSK: "It's pretty wild that a tiny tax on tea started the revolution and now we get the living daylights taxed out of us and theres no revolution. You get taxed on what you earned, you get taxed on what you buy, and you get taxed on what you own. Taxes, taxes, taxes, and what does it get spent on? That's why we need to reduce the size of government."

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Great tune by @gubatron on Taxes

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Oct 20
Elon Musk supports free speech

The blob bureaucracy doesn’t like this

They use every public agency to exact revenge on Elon Musk and his corporations to red tape the progress

If Kamala Harris wins, they will set an example with him for the future

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Donald Trump won the 2024 election already. All these campaigns, debates, press events, interviews are a distraction at this point.

The media doesn’t tell you this, but unless there’s a massive election fraud matching the levels of 2020, he’s won.

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Oct 11
America sure doesn’t want to be ruled by airheads, knuckleheads, chuckleheads and bone heads

🔥🔥The Tale of Four Heads 🔥🔥

Airhead floats with thoughts so light,
Dreaming in the broad daylight.
Lost in clouds, without a care,
Wanders here, then drifts elsewhere.

Bonehead’s dense, a stubborn sort,
Hard to crack, though full of naught.
Tried and tried to think things through,
But thinking’s not what boneheads do!

Chucklehead laughs loud and long,
Finds a joke in what’s all wrong.
Every mishap, every fall,
Is funny when you’re chuckle tall.

Knucklehead’s the one who fights,
Argues loud through days and nights.
Thinks with fists instead of brains,
Quick to anger, slow to gains.

Four heads wander through the town,
Causing grins and some a frown.
But together, day or night,
They keep life a little light!

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