Thread by @DeepBlueCrypto

A thread 🧵 #29 of funny memes

Doctor: don’t touch your shoulder

Doc: I have your results
You: Did I pass?
Doc: You will soon 😂

Here’s a previous 🧵 of funny memes

https://twitter.com/deepbluecrypto/status/1655275944846737411

Doctor: good news, bad news

Dogs: we examined your stool samples

Doctor: don’t panic 😂

How much time do I have left doctor

Doctor fixed your broken rib on photoshop 😂

Obesity runs in my family doctor 😂

What’s the bad news doctor?

American archer uses a gun 😂

Let’s do it twice then 😂

You never realize how weird you are until you have a kid that acts just like you do 😂

Dad challenges kids to draw him sleeping so he can have a nap 😂

People in sleeping bags are soft tacos for the wild bears 😂

Don’t pee on the electric fence 😂

Arriving vs. Departing for Christmas 😂

Jennifer Lopez (J-Lo) looks like she ran out of toilet paper and ran out 😂

Every divorced dad’s Facebook pic 😂

What does the US map look like?

Mike Tyson enjoying powdered donuts back in 1988 at a house party 😂

Americans saying Britain has such boring place names on maps 😂

It’s either the Simpsons are predicting the future exactly or the worlds elite like #Rothschilds #Rockefeller #GeorgeSoros #BillGates are all following the Simpsons script.

Humans expectations when young
Humans expectations when older

Reality hits them like a ton of bricks😂

My four moods all the time 🤷‍♂️

Student got drunk, emails the teacher
Teacher responded back 😂

Drive-Through pharmacy doesn’t mean you can drive through the walls

Teacher doesn’t want to hurt students feelings… she got creative 😂

Four elements of nature in Chips 😂

Disney, Washington DC, Hollywood and the Vatican…

They’re all full of pedophiles. You’re missing #AllOfTheAbove option 😂😂

In order to understand a doctors prescription, you need to learn the doctors medical alphabet 😂

Michael Jordan’s confidence is so revealing… wow 😮

Is this real life or #FantaSea

The procrastination mind game
Due tomorrow ❌
Do tomorrow ✅

Taking a warm shower
Men vs. Women

Me taking a shower starter pack

What women think men do taking long showers 😂

How do you launder $100 billion

What about sharp camels that know how to fight sharks 😂

If your dogs name is shark, don’t take it to the beach… please 😂

Dog that eats dog food and your food