🧵1/Ω #Tether's claims of $1.5 bn profit in 2023-Q1 means they must be investment geniuses.
Assume that every asset category is as they claim it was on 2023-03-31: $68.8 bn investments, $480 mm cash). If the cash equivs are 100% short dated t-bils their income would be $1.15 bn
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This is even if you assume they rushed out and bought $14 bn worth of treasuries on the first day of the quarter to get them from $39bn to $53bn, which they didn't. They didn't even have $68bn TOTAL at the start of the quarter.
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In fact at the start of the quarter (and for much of the rest of it) they had closer to $50bn in interest earning securities.
Meaning in the real world, they should have earned around $1 billion.
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That leaves the rest of their portfolio - the part that started at $12bn & ended at $12.5 billion - to make up $350-500 million.
Earning $350 million in one quarter on a $12 billion principal means you are earning roughly 12%.
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The interest income numbers were calculated using the fed's daily published 4 week treasury bill rate. And this is the most charitable explanation.
Something smells.
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Now sure, you could note that gold is up ~8% for the quarter and silver is up ~4%, which would yield APYs a bit above 4x those numbers. But Tether has allegedly had this gold for a while.
Maybe they timed the market perfectly?
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Does Paolo Sardino strike you as an investment genius who can time markets perfectly?
Or maybe, just maybe, is it the case that Tether bought bitcoins, then manipulated the price upwards to get these profits?
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It is also interesting to do a side by side comparison of Tether's assets at the end of 2022-Q4 and 2023-Q1 and see what they ungrouped.
- Corporate Bonds & Precious Metals turned out to be almost all gold.
- Other Investments turned out to be mostly bitcoin.
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"Secured loans" actually went DOWN ~$500mm. So either someone paid them back or... the loans went bad and Tether seized the collateral.
What kind of collateral do you think people who borrow $USDT from #Tether put up?
Here's a hint:
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What if #Tether had made fiat loans that went bad in 2023-Q4? I know that sounds absurd given that it was such a prosperous, uneventful quarter in crypto, but bear with me.
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This all adds up to a scenario where, if we take #Tether at their word (lol) they are holding quite a lot of $USDT's backing in highly speculative, risky investments in godl, bitcoins, and sketchy loans.
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: The Epstein / Russia / Israel / Crypto Timeline
The recently released #EpsteinFiles make it crystal clear that Epstein's involvement in crypto was much deeper and long lasting than had been previously understood.
(link in bio, RTs 🙏)
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If you're just catching up now here's a reminder that one of the things that came out in the recent "#EpsteinFiles" was the fact that bitcoin's core development team was funded from 2015 to [???] almost entirely by Jeffrey Epstein's largesse.
somehow no one has ever posted on twitter about the 5 emails in the #EpsteinFiles that seem to be between epstein and Renata Bolotova, who appears to be a fund manager at New York State Insurance Fund (NYSIF) and who asks Epstein "how are you sneaky?", so I'm posting about it.
...to which epstein replies "sexy" #EpsteinFiles
i have no idea if ms. bolotova is the "kazakh daughter" referred to in the bannon / epstein chats but assuming the picture above is of the right renata bolotova (which i think it is, but not 100% sure) then you have to admit she does look pretty kazakh.
2016: Epstein receives an email from Qatari "Jabor Y." regarding "Sharia guys" and "e-currency" a year and a half after Epstein had provided the funding for the bitcoin core development team at the MIT Digital Currency Initiative. #EpsteinFiles
2/ maybe not actually a Qatari - @matthew_petti at @reason described the "Jabor Y" who was interested in "e-currency" as "an influential man in Qatar".
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There's what looks like a 2015 pitch sheet (?) from #BlockchainCapital, co-founded by epstein's pal #BrockPierce who would go on to help launch Tether (a nation state sized money laundering machine) and EOS (1 of the biggest scams in history, ~$4bn) journaliststudio.google.com/pinpoint/docum…
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Disgraced former head of the MIT Media Lab Joi Ito seen here telling Epstein that crypto is "like the internet" but the core team is in need of a bailout, which he used "gift funds" to "win this round".
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#TheCryptocalypseChronicles: Epstein's Arrest Shook The Blockchain
#JeffreyEpstein's arrest seems to have set off a wave of suspicious crypto payments that have heretofore gone unexamined.
(link in bio; RTs appreciated)
#epsteinfiles #epstein #epsteinCoverup
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After publishing my last post about Epstein's crypto connections I stumbled on something that kind of shocked me: Epstein had proposed the creation of a blockchain based BRICS currency to a "former" FSB operative way back in 2015.