🧵1/Ω #Tether's claims of $1.5 bn profit in 2023-Q1 means they must be investment geniuses.
Assume that every asset category is as they claim it was on 2023-03-31: $68.8 bn investments, $480 mm cash). If the cash equivs are 100% short dated t-bils their income would be $1.15 bn
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This is even if you assume they rushed out and bought $14 bn worth of treasuries on the first day of the quarter to get them from $39bn to $53bn, which they didn't. They didn't even have $68bn TOTAL at the start of the quarter.
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In fact at the start of the quarter (and for much of the rest of it) they had closer to $50bn in interest earning securities.
Meaning in the real world, they should have earned around $1 billion.
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That leaves the rest of their portfolio - the part that started at $12bn & ended at $12.5 billion - to make up $350-500 million.
Earning $350 million in one quarter on a $12 billion principal means you are earning roughly 12%.
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The interest income numbers were calculated using the fed's daily published 4 week treasury bill rate. And this is the most charitable explanation.
Something smells.
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Now sure, you could note that gold is up ~8% for the quarter and silver is up ~4%, which would yield APYs a bit above 4x those numbers. But Tether has allegedly had this gold for a while.
Maybe they timed the market perfectly?
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Does Paolo Sardino strike you as an investment genius who can time markets perfectly?
Or maybe, just maybe, is it the case that Tether bought bitcoins, then manipulated the price upwards to get these profits?
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It is also interesting to do a side by side comparison of Tether's assets at the end of 2022-Q4 and 2023-Q1 and see what they ungrouped.
- Corporate Bonds & Precious Metals turned out to be almost all gold.
- Other Investments turned out to be mostly bitcoin.
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"Secured loans" actually went DOWN ~$500mm. So either someone paid them back or... the loans went bad and Tether seized the collateral.
What kind of collateral do you think people who borrow $USDT from #Tether put up?
Here's a hint:
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What if #Tether had made fiat loans that went bad in 2023-Q4? I know that sounds absurd given that it was such a prosperous, uneventful quarter in crypto, but bear with me.
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This all adds up to a scenario where, if we take #Tether at their word (lol) they are holding quite a lot of $USDT's backing in highly speculative, risky investments in godl, bitcoins, and sketchy loans.
and if you think i'm exaggerating you haven't been paying attention. the taxpayer bailout of the crypto industry is already well underway. wpr.org/news/wisconsin…
they've already drafted the federal legislation to pump most of a trillion dollars into bitcoin under the delusional fairy tale of "paying down the national debt" (lol) lummis.senate.gov/press-releases…
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Thread for those who don't have the intestinal fortitude to sit through the Elmo / Rogan interview.
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Both these guys seem to regard the FBI asking (not forcing) "old Twitter" to take down some tweets as a crime against humanity roughly on the scale of the Stalin's gulags.
Rogan: "We were headed down a path of censorship and of control of narratives that is UNPRECEDENTED."
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The comparison to Stalin is not my hyperbole. Later in the interview Elmo will compare NY DA Alvin Bragg to Lavrenti Beria, the head of Stalin's secret police and one of history's greatest monsters.
i find it at least curious that this announcement of such a massive capital raise came just a few days after we got confirmation that the Treasury Dept is considering freezing Tether's assets and the DOJ is investigating them...
1/ anyone heard of #ChipperCash, an #FTX funded african fintech that had at one point almost $700 million deposited at Silicon Valley Bank? the funds were split up across like 10 accounts so the name didn't come up when $SVB's top depositors were a hot topic...
2/ Funds were in accounts labeled as "Deciens Chipper Cash SPV" 1-N. based on the total amount roughly matching the below tweet it seems like those funds somehow came from #Nigeria's government?
3/ Which in turn makes me wonder if this is stolen Nigerian oil money being laundered through SVB @mikulaja have you heard of this apparently kind of large fintech company?
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A thread about the recent connection of what WSJ calls “the shadow dollar that’s fueling the financial underworld” and the Trump campaign (basically a 🧵 version of my pinned tweet).
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Some background: there’s a NYC based financial firm called Cantor Fitzgerald whose CEO is a man named Howard Lutnick. Lutnick became somewhat infamous in the aftermath of 9/11 for cutting off payments to the many Cantor employees who died in the World Trade Center.
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Lutnick has two roles that matter for the purposes of this 🧵. The first is he was recently made the co-chair of the Trump transition team, meaning if Trump wins Lutnick will be choosing who will run things like the Dept. of Justice, Defense, etc. thehill.com/homenews/campa…
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I have videos of these screenshots but the frame rate is broken and i'm too lazy to correct it right now, but Uzbekistan's #Agrobank hired Brock Pierce's favorite lobbyist and went to meet Ted Cruz and went to the White House: