detective lan zhan meets wei ying when he visits the station to report a crime
he is immediately infatuated with him but doesn't know how to approach him or if he's even interested
so he plants drugs in wei ying's car so he can 'find' them
the day after lz hides the drugs in wy's car, he goes to his house
wy answers the door after the first knock "detective lan! it's so good to see you again. what brings you to my humble abode?"
lz loses the ability to speak or even think at wy's bright smile
instead he just stares at wy unblinkingly
is it lz's imagination or did wy's smile get wider?
"lan gege, are you here because you missed me?"
lz finally blinks & blurts out "drugs"
at wy's confused frown, he explains "we had a tip off that you are in possession of drugs"
wy's mouth falls open "what? no way! I've never taken drugs"
lz looks at him, face stern "i must check your car"
wy gulps as he gets his car keys and they enter his garage "sure but there won't be any"
lz glances at him from the corner of his eyes "we will soon find out"
wy unlocks his car. lz makes a show of looking around, knowing exactly where he hid them
wy seems to have relaxed after a few minutes "see, I told you!"
"found it" lz states, holding a bag up for wy to see
"what?! there must be a mistake" wy shrieks
lz pulls out his handcuffs "you are under arrest"
wy starts backing away "no, no, no. something isn't right. they're not mine! I have no idea how they got there!"
lz holds back a smirk "that's what all the criminals say when they're caught"
wy shakes his head frantically "im serious!"
lz takes a few steps closer "save it for your lawyer"
wy bites his lip "no! I can't go to jail! what do I do?" he says but lz gets the feeling he's talking to himself
"there is one option..." he whispers
wy's turns his head towards lz, expression desperate "tell me, please"
lz looks wy up and down "you are very attractive. im sure we can come to an... agreement"
wy gapes "you mean sex! so, i can sleep with you or get arrested? those are my choices?"
lz just shrugs, looking like he's bored "if you prefer not to, that's fine" he tells wy as he holds his handcuffs out towards him
"i'll do it!" wy yells
lz grins in victory "mn. you have made your choice. I will be back tomorrow at 7. make sure you are ready"
lz makes sure wy has understood before he leaves, feeling triumphant. his plan actually worked
now he just needs to retrieve the drugs and get it back into the evidence locker before anyone realises it is missing
the next night, he takes wy out on a date & woos him before he takes him home and fucks him
a few months later
wy: are we dating? it's not just sex, right?
lz: mn
wy: we are?! yes, we are!!
a year after that, lz gets drunk after one shot & confesses to wy he planted the drugs
the next morning, he wakes with a pounding headache and no memory of the night before
wy is sat watching him with a shit eating grin
lz: oh no. what did i do
wy: gege, you told me such a /funny/ story last night
lz: oh fuck
wy: you really wanted me that much, huh?
lz: wy, i apologise
wy: what do you think your boss will say about your little stunt?
lz: I will tell him today. I deserve to be fired
wy: lz /does/ deserve to be punished
lz: oh no, that look doesn't bode well for me
wy ties lz to the bed, using the handcuffs lz once used to threaten him with
he rides lan zhan wildy, ignoring lz's pleas of "wait, I will come"
he keeps riding lz's softening cock after he comes inside wy, smirking at lz's hisses and whines from oversensitivity
he rides lz until he comes himself, orgasm so strong he collapses against lz's chest for 15 minutes
he only moves once lz begins fidgeting, wrists starting to hurt
wy: I love you
lz: I love you
wy: we really need to use these handcuffs more often!
lz: mn. your turn next time
wy: you know, you could have just asked me out like a normal person
lz: wasn't sure if you were interested
wy: what would you have done if I wasn't? arrested me?
lz: of course not! I'd have blamed su she for planting the drugs
wy: hahah, I really do love you, lz
lz: me too
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immortals wei ying and lan zhan who hate each other & can't be in the same room without arguing
but everything changes when they go to the human realm for their love trials
lz becomes the emperor and wei ying is his trusted bodyguard, who he is secretly in love with
they meet as teens. lan zhan was the crown prince and so had no freedom. feeling smothered, he donned servant robes and snook out so he could wander the palace alone
he stumbled upon the training grounds where he ran into wei ying
lz was immediately captivated by the beautiful, untamed man who laughed loudly, seemingly without a care in the world
he would tease lz, then giggle when his ears turned red
"lan zhan, you're so strong, can i feel your muscles hehe"
my hometown is hosting eurovision so of course i have to make it wangxian:
lan wangji is representing his country and wei wuxian is one of the dancers for the performance
as soon as their eyes meet, they fall in love. they grow closer but both think the other isn't interested
when it's lwj's turn to perform, he hesitates before he starts playing a different song than he was suposed to. the dancers stand there awkwardly, unsure what to do
wwx, watching him with tears in his eyes: it's so beautiful
after lwj is finished performing, the host joins him
host: beautiful song but youre disqualified
wwx: that's not fair!
host: it's the rules 🤷♂️
lwj: i understand
host: but maybe you could tell us the reason you changed your song?
his best friend and roommate, lan zhan, is dating their other friend, mianmian. that's great, right!
lan zhan deserves to be happy and loved
so why does he feel like he's going to be sick? & why did lz keep it a secret from him?
that's what that hurts the most. he had to find out by catching them on a date
he still can't get the image of them holding hands across the table out of his mind. mm had such a soft expression on her face, one he'd never seen before
it must be just for lz. her lover, aparently
he's in in the food court of the shopping mall, sipping at his favourite milkshake
his mood is the opposite of this morning. he had woken up super early, unusual for him, so he could buy lz's birthday present