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May 23 • 13 tweets • 3 min read Twitter logo Read on Twitter
Wizard: Oh, dear! What happened?!

Dragon: It was a trap. They attacked me. I’m hurt pretty badly.

W: What about all the gold?

D: I didn-I lost it.

W: Did you lose your temper again? You’re so unreliable.

D: I’m sorry…

W: It’s fine. *sigh* Let’s fix you.

D: Thanks...
#DnD
Trigger Warning: Emotional Abuse

W: Wow, this is pretty deep. What did they hit you with?

D: Some crystal thing. It started covering my face.

W: I told you to watch out for that.

D: You did?

W: Yes, I did.

D: I don’t remember that.

W: I know you don’t.
W: But I wasn’t talking about that. I was talking about this bleeding gash.

D: Oh I uh… I don’t feel so good.

W: Don’t worry, you know I take care of you, in spite of everything.

D: What does that mean?

W: Nothing, just words.
D: You meant something by it.

W: I didn’t. Why are you acting like this?

D: I’m not acting like anything. If you have something to say, just say it.

W: I didn’t say anything. What are you even talking about? I think you need to calm down.

D: I have a gaping wound.
W: And that is whose fault?

D: …mine.

W: Yup.

D: You could have helped me.

W: Do you have any idea how much I do? How about you try and stay in the lair and help me instead.

D: I’m busy burning the city down.

W: You chose that.
D: Wait… no… I- we made that plan together.

W: Yeah, together but here I am, cleaning up your messes.

D: Stop, just… you can’t treat me this way.
W: What way? Patching your wounds? Taking care of your home. Being there for you, even when you don’t deserve it? Staying here while you go fulfill your dreams. You know, I have dreams too.

D: I was doing this for you.

W: For me?
D: For us! The gold, the destruction! We made this plan together.

W: I guess.

D: Is that not what you want?

W: I do.

D: Then why are you pretending like you don’t!?

W: Being a monster isn’t really what I want. It’s what you want.

D: I’m a monster now!?
W: I didn’t say that.

D: You literally just did!

W: No I didn’t.

D: You did!

W: Why do you always try and pick a fight with me!?
D: I… don’t… argh! I should fry you!

W: Sure, go ahead. Hurt me again. Prove me right.

D: I’m… going for a walk.

W: I haven’t finished patching up your wound.

D: I don’t care!

W: Fine, whatever. Lose control, see if I care.
Big long ending to this one. Continue here.

I promise, we're going somewhere. Follow to keep up.

*big deep breath*

OK, we're done with that but for a little while. I think it's skeleton next, then orc. Gonna be expanding slowly.

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