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I’m happy to report that the Twitter Spaces launch for Ron DeSantis with Elon Musk is going about as well as the SpaceX Falcon 9 launch with Elon Musk
Caution: Self Proclaimed Geniuses at Work

Tesla - Fucked

SpaceX - Fucked

Twitter - Fucked

Common Denominator - @elonmusk

#EETD is the new #ETTD

Otherwise known as 👇 Image
The sole engineer left on the Twitter payroll is reporting the crash was caused by cringe overload..

Well that was over fast.. Image

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May 26
America would be better off without Florida and Texas

Prove me wrong
What the fuck do they contribute?

They’re a net minus

Enough bailing them out
Cut the cord before hurricane season

See how that works out for them
Read 5 tweets
May 26
“He (Jayson Boebert) threw me out of the house and he's yelling at me to get away."

- Boebert’s son to 911 dispatch

“He doesn’t need help’

Rep. Lauren Boebert tells deputies not to come after son calls 911 for help

Maybe next time the boy will defend himself.. Image
"My dad's been f****** throwing me around the house."

I’m really not sure who the biggest piece of shit in Colorado is,.. Jayson or @laurenboebert Image
‘He doesn’t need help’ Rep. Lauren Boebert tells deputies not to come after son calls 911 for help

krdo.com/news/2023/05/2…
Read 4 tweets
May 26
Hey @seanfeucht

It’s been almost 150 hours since you gave me 24 hours to delete my tweet.

It’s still up.

It’s my pinned tweet.

Your watch broken?

Or are the allegations true? Image
I’ll be waiting 😉
I’m going to remind him weekly going forward

Until I get a cease and desist at the very least
Read 4 tweets
May 25
BREAKING:

Trump employees moved boxes back into a Mar-a-Lago storage room one day before the FBI came to collect subpoenaed docs in June 2022.

Multiple witnesses have also testified Trump showed classified material off at Mar-a-Lago.
Agent Hamburglar Strikes Again Image
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May 25
BREAKING:

Judge Amit Mehta Rules in favour of terrorism enhancement sentencing for Oathkeepers leader Stewart Rhodes

25 years
Read 5 tweets
May 25
BREAKING:

Prosecutor seeking sentence enhancement for Oathkeepers leader Stewart Rhodes

More than the max.
Here we go!

A preview into Donald Trump’s future sentence

Read 7 tweets

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