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Anybody else noticing how awkwardly UNFUNNY the new Taco Bell commercials with Pete Davidson are?
The funny dumb man & the straight smart man routine only WORKS when the dumb funny man is actually FUNNY.
Laurel & Hardy. Abbott & Costello, etc.
Davidson is NOT funny.
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The funny dumb man & the straight smart man routine only WORKS when the dumb funny man is actually FUNNY.
Laurel & Hardy. Abbott & Costello, etc.
Davidson is NOT funny.
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They've mistaken juvenile awkward situations for humor.
Davidson is one of the best examples of the new "Woke Era Comedian" who never strays from the agenda.
Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman are also good examples of this trend.
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Davidson is one of the best examples of the new "Woke Era Comedian" who never strays from the agenda.
Amy Schumer and Sarah Silverman are also good examples of this trend.
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Here's a REAL comedian who most DEFINITELY would NOT be down for the new 'woke' agenda comedy we are having inflicted on us these days.
A master of his craft.
He literally made a LIVING saying "FUCK YOU!" to people who tried to control his speech.
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A master of his craft.
He literally made a LIVING saying "FUCK YOU!" to people who tried to control his speech.
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Back in the days before the scales fell from my eyes [2017] I listened to what Carlin was saying here and my tribalism led me to think "Well you're talking about Democrats, George. The liberals. The progressives. You're not talking about MY TRIBE here, George!
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My tribe then was: The Republicans, the GOP, the Reaganites, the NRO crowd, The Weekly Standard, etc.
I thought we were fighting 'The Big Club'.
2017 was a BRUTAL year for me mentally. That was the year I joined #TheGreatAwakening by opening my eyes for the first time.
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I thought we were fighting 'The Big Club'.
2017 was a BRUTAL year for me mentally. That was the year I joined #TheGreatAwakening by opening my eyes for the first time.
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I was so goddamn naïve.
I listen to this particular Carlin monologue NOW and I can more fully grasp what he's saying.
I've laid my tribalism aside.
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I listen to this particular Carlin monologue NOW and I can more fully grasp what he's saying.
I've laid my tribalism aside.
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The video starts with the important remarks by Carlin about WHY public education will NEVER get any better no matter HOW many billions of taxpayer dollars you're talked into throwing at it.
Because The Big Club DOESN'T WANT public education to be any better. So it doesn't.
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Because The Big Club DOESN'T WANT public education to be any better. So it doesn't.
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"HEAD START!"
"NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!"
They'll have a new slogan soon where they'll program the sleeping to keep handing over all the extra billions for 'public education' just like they're currently handing over billions for the fake war in Ukraine.
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"NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND!"
They'll have a new slogan soon where they'll program the sleeping to keep handing over all the extra billions for 'public education' just like they're currently handing over billions for the fake war in Ukraine.
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If you speak up & talk about what they're doing, how public education never gets any better no matter HOW much is spent on, those hard workin' teacher's unions will come after you for 'slandering' them.
"How DARE you impugn the honor of those hard workin' teachers!"
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"How DARE you impugn the honor of those hard workin' teachers!"
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Hey, how'd suddenly starting to attend school board meetings & calling for the woke school boards to stop teaching their kids stupid useless woke shit work out for the parents that did that?
Did they win a prize?
Yes, the did!
They got put on a COOL LIST by the FBI!
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Did they win a prize?
Yes, the did!
They got put on a COOL LIST by the FBI!
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Hey fun Pop Quiz for all you US History buffs out there!
When was the US Dept. of Education created?
When was the US Dept. of Education created?
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