I opened a business checking account using the @QuickBooks web interface when setting up an invoicing service.
They made it seem easy.
I sent my invoice, the client paid that day, great.
Then my money was "received" but not "deposited", apparently. Ok. So I click deposit.
Then it tells me "Great! Depositing your money into your new business checking account! Here's the debit card info, pre-added to the Wallet on your iphone!
So the week goes by. Great, ok, it notifies me that my deposit has posted to my account. Wonderful.
I go to send someone some cash using Apple Pay and the transaction is denied. What?
No error. Says I have to call support.
Oh no.
Listen. I am #actuallyAutistic. When you make me call you, and then you put me on hold while you play genuinely painful music through the speaker, for an unbounded amount of time?
That is not "free" for me. That is not even "cheap". That is not always "affordable."
But okay, I did it. And I was put on hold, and made to listen to the music.
Then someone answered and read from a script that determined that the problem was that I had added my debit card to the Apple Wallet incorrectly.
(Note: it auto-added itself.) But ok! Cleared, re-added.
Same problem. No error except "call support". I said, ok, what gives?
They said, well your expiration date is wrong.
I said, it's MM/YY, is that right? They said yes, you must have entered it wrong.
I said. We literally just did this. They insisted I do it again.
Then the transaction failed again. And they started telling me that I had to remove and re-add the card again. (This person is literally following a flow-chart with goldfish brain, almost impressive.)
I said, please let me speak to a manager. They kept talking forever.
Finally they said they'd have someone else reach out within 4 hours.
Ok.
A few hours later someone did. And somehow had me on hold again. And then this person walked me through *the exact same set of steps*.
And I played along. And got the same outcome.
And I said, please. Please. Just escalate this and have someone fix it. I can't eat. I need this money. Please just tell me how to get my money.
And she started talking about the expiration date again and I said no. Have someone email me that this is resolved. And hung up.
This morning I got an email. "Great news, we addressed the problem! Please call the number on the back of your card!"
Fuck that, I tried running it. Still failed. Ok. Called number.
Painful hold music for 20 mins. Short conversation where I repeated the same information again.
Then "please hold" and now this shitty recording of a saxophone is blaring through my phone speaker and I am literally on the verge of a meltdown from this.
You fuckers don't understand.
How can you just do this to me.
And she couldn’t help me.
Had no record of the ticket number I was given last night.
I can’t access my funds and now I’m melting down over this futile fucking interaction.
And this is just "normal". This is how the world is built.
When we say Autism is a disability, this is what we mean.
Literally every single thing I have to do today is going to be harder because of my emotional state.
But there was no other way to even try to address this.
AND IT DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING HELP.
Anyway. Hi, world, I have a question.
I have two checking accounts with two different banks. I have account and routing numbers.
Is there some fast way to move money using account numbers from one bank account to the other?
Preferably without source bank needing to be involved
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1. There is no one right way to "meditate". 2. You probably have a long history of trying and "failing" to e.g. clear your mind, release your thoughts, etc. 3. The purpose of meditation is NOT to clear your mind. You aren't "failing" by being unable to do that.
Wait what?
You know how, with your ADHD brain, every time you start to try to meditate all of these thoughts just *appear*? And start clamoring for your attention? And you constantly get pulled into this one or that one and then realize you're in it and let it go? And then it happens again?
Scene from a future worth living in, many years from now:
Student: Wait they used to teach Joyce without neurodiversity?
Me: Yeah for like a *century*.
Student: Did they get it?
Me: No. Not really. But they *knew* they didn't get it, and that kept them talking.
Student: So what, they just, like, talked about how interesting it was that the characters had thoughts?
Me: Kinda, yeah, that. Lots of attention to the structures embedded in the texts. Appreciating games. Lots of projection.
Student: Did they get the jokes?
Me: Not really?
Student: Did they think Foot and Mouth Disease was about bovine health or could they at least recognize the way it's both a pun on "Foot-in-Mouth Disease" a literal joke about Autism before Autism was named, AND a reference to the sleeping positions of Bloom and Molly?
Hey, you -- yeah, with the ADHD and the cool projects! You know how all of those projects are, like, 80% done? And how you can't figure out how to get them over the line? And how frustrating that is?
The following thread contains an infohazard, proceed at your peril! ;)
I am going to share with you the framing that allowed me to finally make sense of this.
As I understand it, ADHD is characterized at least in part (and someone please bounce some science off this?) by a specific difference in the dopamine release process.
(All of this stuff is to my knowledge theoretical, and probably more complex than I'm making it sound, but the model that helped me is this:)
Dopamine is the neurotransmitter that allows you to feel a sense of reward, satisfaction, well-being, etc. It motivates people.
Or. The one who had a dalliance with someone else, with my permission, while on tour w her band. Wouldn’t tell me his name because she liked it as a baby name, and didn’t want to bias me.
Then paid lip service to working through our shit while totally checking out until I left.
Or the one who ended up dating my best friend, also with my permission.
(“I’m really happy for you two, this will bring us all closer!” lol young myk, you didn’t deserve that.)
Which led to huge triggers based on aforementioned trauma, and culminated in me losing them both.
So, ok. Here is the thing about Apple Vision that nobody is going to grok.
It is *simple*. It is attach-headphones-to-a-hard-drive simple. It is put-a-sim-card-in-an-ipod simple.
Apple Vision is put-your-apps-in-the-air-around-you simple.
It doesn't need to be more. All the stuff they're demoing around it is sort of irrelevant, like, the real cool stuff will come with developer innovation.
Apple is doing the thing that they do best: attaching simple A to simple B in a way that gives rise to more than simple A+B.
The whole "tune out reality and travel to a new place" thing is not the thing.