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Q:
Are you able to be the Prime Minister you want to be right now?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
How was your flight to Washington?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
Who got you your boots for your boat ride at Dover?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
Just what is lurking in the whatsapp messages that you are afraid of ?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
Is there anything Suella Braverman can do that would make you have the courage to fire her?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
What did it feel like to lose to *Liz Truss* ?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
Do you enjoy your home swimming pool now that the local power grid can support it?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
What's the cost of a block of cheddar cheese right now?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
Q:
Are you sad you had to lose your US green card?

A:
"My priority is delivering for the country... I've got a lot of work to do, but I want people to know I'm hard at it."
You can take this game and play it

There are numerous other answer options and styles of Rishi's you can use as illustration

From how he answer reporter's questions on HS2 e.g. "I'm being heavily waved at"

To how he handles #PMQs

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