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what if you combined these two and made a high school #namgi fic with vampire yg and human nj? obviously they don’t get along bc enemies to lovers is the essence of namgi 🤌🏼 
it’s not a vampire vs vampire hunter thing. vampires haven’t been hunted for centuries. at this point they’re just regular members of society. so there’s really no reason for nj to get so prickly every time he passes by yg and his bored, blank face.
it’s just that…the guy PISSES HIM OFF. like why is he so…snooty? why does he look at nj and nj’s fellow student council members like they’re beneath him? why does he have to do that little scoff every time nj asks him to sign a petition?
for god’s sake, it’s a petition to include more vampire-friendly foods in the cafeteria! shouldn’t yg be more enthused about it? nj is trying to help him out here!
“hyung maybe you’re just overthinking things,” jk mumbles through a mouthful of lettuce, “maybe he just isn’t a school spirit kinda guy.”
“well he should be,” nj spits.
“well he should be,” nj spits.
he scans the cafeteria and finds yg slouched at a table across from th and sj, his fellow vampire friends. nj doesn’t get it. yg’s friends were perfectly happy to participate in his campaign, cheerfully agreeing to join him in his efforts when he asked.
but when he’d mentioned asking yg to participate too, they’d laughed (in his face!) and said “no way” in chorus.
“hyung will never agree,” th said, lips pressed together as if the mere IDEA of yg showing an ounce of support to nj was hilarious.
“hyung will never agree,” th said, lips pressed together as if the mere IDEA of yg showing an ounce of support to nj was hilarious.
nj felt the whine trickle into his voice as he asked, “why not?”
sj raised a brow, “does it matter? I heard you got every other vampire student to sign. isn’t that enough?”
it is. it’s more than enough. nj’s petition will definitely pass through.
sj raised a brow, “does it matter? I heard you got every other vampire student to sign. isn’t that enough?”
it is. it’s more than enough. nj’s petition will definitely pass through.
but he wants YG to sign. he wants to hammer his way past the blank exterior and make the vampire CARE. he wants to know what makes yg tick, and what ticks him off. he wants to know why yg can never hold eye contact with nj, or return a single polite smile.
he wants to KNOW yg and the fact that he can’t drives him absolutely crazy.
“sounds like our nj-ie has a little crush,” hs cackles, clapping his hands and throwing himself onto a delighted jm.
nj sputters, “no I DON’T.”
“sounds like our nj-ie has a little crush,” hs cackles, clapping his hands and throwing himself onto a delighted jm.
nj sputters, “no I DON’T.”
“aw does our president want the boy he likes to notice him?” jm puts on a faux pout, “does he want to get his blood sucked by the tiny Edward Cullen dupe?”
jk, backstabber that he is, chortles, his fist thumping on the plastic tabletop. nj glares at him.
jk, backstabber that he is, chortles, his fist thumping on the plastic tabletop. nj glares at him.
NO. that is NOT what’s going on here. his friends have it all WRONG. he doesn’t have a crush. that’s stupid. that’s—
his eyes travel back to yg’s little group and a jolt runs through his entire body when he finds the vampire looking back.
his eyes travel back to yg’s little group and a jolt runs through his entire body when he finds the vampire looking back.
his face is still largely blank, his shoulders slouched, but nj catches the hint of a smirk of his lips.
he snaps his head back to the front. what the fuck. his heart is about to beat out of his chest. holy shit.
he snaps his head back to the front. what the fuck. his heart is about to beat out of his chest. holy shit.
the image of yg’s dark eyes and his stupid smirk are burned into nj’s brain. he recalls the slope of yg’s nose, the paleness of his skin, the crooked little finger that pokes at his cheek when he rests his face on his hand.
entirely involuntarily, he thinks about baring his neck for yg— one of the vampire’s cold hands keeping his head in place, the other one on his waist, as yg’s mouth ghosts over nj’s pulse point.
he thinks about what it would be like to let yg sink his fangs into him. to stand there, limp and helpless, and allow yg to drink freely from him, to feel him that closely, that intima—
wait. WHAT?
no. NO WAY. NOOOOOOOO!
wait. WHAT?
no. NO WAY. NOOOOOOOO!
he can’t believe his friends are right. they’re all right.
nj has a crush on the stupid vampire. a MAJOR crush. a wet-dream inducing, heart-racing, blood-boiling crush.
nj groans and lets his head slam onto the table.
he is SO screwed.
nj has a crush on the stupid vampire. a MAJOR crush. a wet-dream inducing, heart-racing, blood-boiling crush.
nj groans and lets his head slam onto the table.
he is SO screwed.
blame this brainrot on namjoon reminding us all he went to school with yoongi 🥲 I have truly not known peace since 🥲
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