#taegi + #jikook + #nam2seok au where noted mafia kingpin agust d meets his boyfriend’s coven for the first time and it goes…poetically 🫣
welcome to the sequel of the taegi mafia au! this can be read as a standalone but I promise it’ll be more fun if you read the first part for context! 🤪
what if you combined these two and made a high school #namgi fic with vampire yg and human nj? obviously they don’t get along bc enemies to lovers is the essence of namgi 🤌🏼
it’s not a vampire vs vampire hunter thing. vampires haven’t been hunted for centuries. at this point they’re just regular members of society. so there’s really no reason for nj to get so prickly every time he passes by yg and his bored, blank face.
it’s just that…the guy PISSES HIM OFF. like why is he so…snooty? why does he look at nj and nj’s fellow student council members like they’re beneath him? why does he have to do that little scoff every time nj asks him to sign a petition?
no one knows about this, but Namjoon Kim in accounts and Seokjin Kim in client services have actually been dating for two years 👀
“Rumours claim that the relationship had a rocky start, and that for a good year, the two supposedly “hated” each other’s guts. no one knows for sure what changed, but one day Hoseok Jung from client services caught the two being intimate in the elevator!
They seem to have been in a relationship since then. Namjoon Kim in particular has been spotted hovering around the client services department on more than one occasion.
ya think namjoon and tae would ever get into a disney princess-off? maybe they’d establish their territories in the park they both go to; namjoon gets the squirrels, the birds and the cats, while taehyung is followed by a line of ducks, dogs and the odd bunny
maybe nj’s salty about the fact that moni seems to love th, always running up to him with an expression of joy nj has never ONCE received. and th is incredibly annoyed by how yeontan REFUSES to hold out his paw when he asks but for nj he complies at once!
just imagine the two of them holding court at opposite sides, their animal subjects hopping and skipping around them, blissfully ignorant to the silent war raging between their humans of choice 🤭