SirKazam {blu tik} Profile picture
Aug 27, 2023 15 tweets 6 min read Read on X
Wknd 🧵- Modi the STEM genius

With Chandrayaan3 there is desperate hysteria amongst Modi fans to project him as some sort of a Science pioneer. Modi himself has become all sciencey in everything he says

Its time to put together some of his STEM gems: watch at leisure 😊
1/15
2/15
Tech guru Modi used Digi Cam in 1988/89. He is perhaps talking about the digi cam shown here which wasn’t commercially available. Also there was no internet in India until 95 (Let alone ability to attach a digital image in email)
But the STEM stalwart lies effortlessly 👇
3/15
Maths guru Modi suggesting Delhi is 3 times bigger then Shanghai, lying effortlessly in the process and the legend of Dholera lives on
4/15
Here the science & engineering guru making up a story about gobar gas transfer to 1 tractor tube which then was transferred to a gobar gas powered water pump to water his field. Complex concept made viable in a simple lie by the STEM guru Modi
5/15
Environmental scientist Modi debunking the common myth about climate change with SHARDI example
“Climate is not changing - we are changing”. He would have won the Nobel prize for this but for the Soros funded conspiracy against India
6/15
And who can forget Gobar Integration. It wasn’t a slip of tongue as people thought. It was because he is always thinking about science in his photogenic memory
7/15
No thread about Modi’s STEM genius is complete without cloud Radar theory. No fighter pilot could have thought about this lying maneuver to claim credit for mission’s success
Also, no “secrecy mein loojness” problem by talking about secret operations in a TV interview
8/15
Modi’s engineering prowess about camera angles is beyond Kotler Award level world famous. Here he is helping clueless humanity with life saving Camera position tips
9/15
World famous Naala Gas story needs no introduction. Haters don’t realize that what he said is not impossible in concept but the Lie Lama doesn’t need to get in to size/cost of such a gas plant near a local naala. He needed to sound like a science & tech Jedi and he did!
10/15
Modi explaining the complex yet simple science behind his glowing skin. The question about who actually asked him about his glowing skin, remains a national secret and we don’t like Loojness in Secrecy as he already told us in cloud Radar video
11/15
No one knew we could SHUCK oxygen & water from moist air!
PR team might have briefed him about some sciencey thing to say about turbines and our VishwaGuru made it his own brainwave and turned it in to meme material !
12/15
Urja Kranti by Weed Energy! Once again, not a slip of tongue but because his brain is on steroids, always!
If Manoj Kumar was alive he would have made Kranti 2 on this pathbreaking insight from our energy messiah!
13/15
Counting letters in an acronym is not easy for a math genius whose mind is light years ahead of earthlings and hence the invention of a brand new spelling of strength!
14/15
Modi gave us the most famous ultimate maths challenge - earth shattering, mind boggling unanswered question about the mysteries of universe deep inside the unexplored space & dark matter: extra 2ab kahan se aaya?
15/15
So in summary, what sums up all these Science Technology Engineering & Maths expertise claims by Modi and his cult?

This 👇

• • •

Missing some Tweet in this thread? You can try to force a refresh
 

Keep Current with SirKazam {blu tik}

SirKazam {blu tik} Profile picture

Stay in touch and get notified when new unrolls are available from this author!

Read all threads

This Thread may be Removed Anytime!

PDF

Twitter may remove this content at anytime! Save it as PDF for later use!

Try unrolling a thread yourself!

how to unroll video
  1. Follow @ThreadReaderApp to mention us!

  2. From a Twitter thread mention us with a keyword "unroll"
@threadreaderapp unroll

Practice here first or read more on our help page!

More from @SirKazamJeevi

May 31
Dear Modi Ji, aap kitna bhi Sindoor Sindoor khel lo, lekin ye to aap ko batana hi padega ki:
-Why there was no security at a popular tourist stop in Pahalgam?
-Why did help not arrive for 30 mins after the terrorists opened fire?
-Why haven’t the home ministry still found any…
+
.. intelligence to arrest the terrorists?
-Why did you agree for a ceasefire when our forces were dominating over Pakistan?
-US President has repeatedly claimed he forced you to agree for cease fire. Why haven’t you called his lies out in public?
-Why did you fail to stop…
+
..Pakistan’s IMF loan?
-Why couldn’t you manage to convince even one country to express dissent at IMF meeting?
-Why haven’t you been able to get even one major country to publicly condemn Pakistan for Pahalgam terror attacks?
-Why haven’t you called out a joint Parliament….
+
Read 4 tweets
Mar 23
Special🧵- Bhagat Singh, March23

On this day, he moved on to a better place but his ideas live on

Read what he stood for & you realise if he was alive today, he would’ve started a revolution against this very regime who so shamelessly try to appropriate his legacy!
1/20 Image
2/20 Image
3/20 Image
Read 20 tweets
Mar 22
Wknd🧵Indian Media-Hall of (no)Shame

Our media needs no introduction in making a mockery of Journalism but some acts have achieved legendary status. Here goes:

1/13
Starting with Cacophony King, always very Calm, Arnab Goswami making a point about Rhea Chkravarti
2/13
Media circus about Rhea Chakravarti set many journalism lows but this one by Pradeep Bhandari was buffoonery par excellence! Mr Bhandari is now a spokesperson of BJP. I guess BJP has a thing for spotting talent
3/13
B&D became a ubiquitous title for Godi Media. Here is how it started & became the stuff of legends! Thodi Maryada Rakhiye aur dekhiye! 😅
Read 13 tweets
Mar 15
Wknd🧵-Bhakts Say Dumbest Things

Modi Bhakts are unique species. When you hear them, It’s comedy, tragedy & asinine drama all at the same time. Here’s ample content for your wknd & beyond😇:

1/25
Let’s start with with madam who ‘touched’ Modi ji & couldn’t stop crying😅
2/25
Let’s switch to an ordinary domestic Bhakt whose only job is to attend Modi rallies & negate anything remotely good that ever happened before Modi ruled India
3/25
NRI Modi Bhakts are at another level of dumb Bhakti. Here’s one who was ‘touched’ by a Modi speech because Modi’s face was glowing 🤦🏻‍♂️. Crying I guess is compulsory for NRI Bhakts after they see Modi
Read 26 tweets
Feb 22
Wknd🧵- Bipolar Modi

Modi is the great Bipolar Vishwaguru to have this unique ability of directly or indirectly embracing two completely opposite ideas at the same time, like:

- Gandhi & Savarkar

- Constitution & Sengol

- Ambedkar & Manuspriti

- Sardar Patel & RSS

1/5
- Anti Corruption & Ajit Pawar etc

- Women’s Safety & BrijBhushan

- Anti Rape & Rapists’ Garlanding

- Women’s Safety & Rapists’ Parole

- Economy & Whatever Nirmala does

- Celebrating Christmas & Burning Churches

- Fakeeri & A Billion dollar lifestyle

2/5
- Offering Chadar at Ajmer Sharif & Attack on Mosques

- Criticizing falling rupee & Making it fall more

- Fair Elections & Anil Masih

- Bhasha ki Maryada & Rekha Gupta

- Law enforcement & Kapil Mishra as Law Minister

- Transparency & PM Cares fund

- Married & Single

3/5
Read 5 tweets
Jan 18
Wknd🧵-L&T CEO, Bollywood Connect

After “Don’t stare at wife” advice, we realize so many iconic songs might have had hidden meaning😅:

1/10
Rumor is that L&T CEO stopped watching Rishi Kapoor movies after this song
2/10
It’s a Fact that Mithun could never get hired at L&T, because…
3/10
Rahul Roy had this one hit and then faded away, you know why? Didn’t work hard, Too much staring
Read 10 tweets

Did Thread Reader help you today?

Support us! We are indie developers!


This site is made by just two indie developers on a laptop doing marketing, support and development! Read more about the story.

Become a Premium Member ($3/month or $30/year) and get exclusive features!

Become Premium

Don't want to be a Premium member but still want to support us?

Make a small donation by buying us coffee ($5) or help with server cost ($10)

Donate via Paypal

Or Donate anonymously using crypto!

Ethereum

0xfe58350B80634f60Fa6Dc149a72b4DFbc17D341E copy

Bitcoin

3ATGMxNzCUFzxpMCHL5sWSt4DVtS8UqXpi copy

Thank you for your support!

Follow Us!

:(