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1/ Probably not necessary, but as y'all are going to be seeing a lot of these claims this week - that Ashley Biden's diary was left in a hotel room not stolen, and that said has a passage about Joe Biden molesting her - it's probably worth taking a quick look at what's what. Image
2/ First off, the claim by Project Veritas that Ashely left it in a motel room is what the kids call a "lie." It was stolen by Aimee Harris from Ashley's home for the express purpose of selling it.

How do we know this? Because Harris confessed in court.
nytimes.com/2022/08/25/us/…
3/ The second claim - th one about Biden molestin Ashley 0 revolves around a 112 page pdf that was posted on FB a few weeks before the election, which may or may not have been from Ashley's diary.

Later, someone posted this screen shot of a page they claimed was from that PDF. Image
4/ To be clear, I don't believe we know for sure if the 112 page PDF is actually of Ashley's diary or a fake.

What we *do* know is that page in the screenshot that people are claiming is from the PDF does not in fact appear in the PDF.

At all. Image
5/ Anywho, like I said this probably wasn't necessary. (For starters, if you're the kind of person who believes every bats**t thing Project Veritas or grifters like this doofus says, wtf are you doing following me.)

But on the off chance you didn't know any of this, there ya go. Image
Addendum/ Actually, I will say just one more thing about this:

You see this douchebag? This douchebag right here?

Please note that this douchebag 100% knew every single goddamn thing I said in this thread when he posted the claims he did. / (actual) end rant Image

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When my dad gave me 'the talk,' it was clear he wanted to A) scare me away from even thinking about having sex before I was married, and B) not talk about anything remotely having to do with sex.
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