Thread by @MediumSizeMeech

Okay—Met Gala looks thread 🧵

Lala wearing Alexander McQueen but giving her bag away… which is a rose… instead of posing with it when the theme is The Garden of Time??? Girl I guess

This is a nice red carpet look, but not a met gala look, and also that floppy ribbon should be more substantial

https://twitter.com/upnextdesigner/status/1787575771512398291

Nothing he could possibly wear is that serious

https://twitter.com/23metgala/status/1787584668847480895

No way this is what Chris Hemsworth wore as a co-chair… I mean it’s not a tuxedo, but… boring

Exactly like I said lol. Cute—It’s giving Ben Affleck Shakespeare in Love

Like, this is so boring???

I don’t know how I feel about this Gwendolyn Christie look—it feels very Sanderson Sisters

Wrinkled pyjamas?!??? Chloe Malle, Virginia Smith, and Nicole Phelps. Also garden ≠ florals

Did not know this is what Matt Damon’s wife looked like? And they’ve been married for 20 years???? Anyway—BORING, but she’s gorg

https://twitter.com/upnextdesigner/status/1787589218887143749

I love this dress on Lily James but it feels a lot more like an Oscars dress that Margot Robbie should have worn than a Met Gala dress—and everyone is just being heavy handed with the flowers, but she looks pretty!

Orange you glad Nell Diamond (whoever that is) didn’t wear a bunch of flowers??

Look how they massacred my queen Rebecca Ferguson. Use the voice mama! Speak up!

Rebecca, never more.

Now Jennifer Lopez… How is this any different than what she would wear to a regular awards show? Are all the co-chairs wearing nude/beige

Ben Simmons in Thom Browne—everyone is either doing a clock or flowers, y’all don’t have to be so literal!!!

I like Zendaya’s look! It’s editorial and camp without being costume-y, and it’s not a literal garden or clock! It’s temptation

Cole Escola—you know, I—I love the bag!

I don’t really understand Gustav Magnar Witzoe’s look, but he’s worth $3.8B and I think we should have lunch

Okay after some retcon I’ve found out he’s a Norwegian salmon heir, which is extremely my type

https://twitter.com/mediumsizemeech/status/1787602760025702907

Zoe Saldaña dressed like she finna go audition for Coyote Ugly on Ice

Gayle been in Zendaya’s Challengers wardrobe I see

Again with the flowers. We get it! It’s a garden!

I love this look by Alex Sharp—it’s chic AND camp, a fun twist on the tuxedo—would have loved to see a sharper toe on the shoes tho

Bad Luhrmann is so funny to me, every wife needs a silly little gay husband

I actually really love this dress on Mindy Kaling, but not for the Met Gala. So many people are showing up in BEIGE in SPRING in these Oscar dresses. Weird

Madelyne Cline wearing Dexter’s Laboratory coat to the Met Gala

Tyla dressed as sand in an hour glass, I mean could you BE any more literal???

Just like I said, Loewe boys giving us NOTHING

https://twitter.com/filmupdates/status/1787608837945741811

Josh O’ Connor and these tails is giving octopussy

And he inked on Dan Levy

Jamie Dornan look like a young version of Colin Firth in a Richie Rich movie

Donald Glover IS Steve Harvey

Ayo Edebiri’s skin looks gorg

This dress Ambika Mod is wearing is STUNNING—but for the Oscars

Sure, whatever

Like? Stay home if you don’t care about the theme

Matthew Macfayden and this beard… I’m listening

Taylor Russell is… a tree. Also I’m so tired of this silhouette

Nicholas Galitzine, boring. But I like the hair

What has happened to Adrien Brody????

Wait I love this Demi Moore look???

Flop Faist

Sofia Coppola dressed like a businesswoman in the 80s or in HER 80s

Tom Ford can do no wrong

One of the best dressed of the night. Top 3 easily

What—is going on Nicole

Something about this Andrew Scott look is giving JoJo Siwa

She needs K*nye back so bad. This tiny waist and this damaged hair, my god it’s bad for her

https://twitter.com/popcrave/status/1787626845267005635

Doja Cat is really about the spectacle and never about the fashion and that’s where she loses me every time