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Oct 31, 2024 9 tweets 8 min read Read on X
A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating

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The thing about him being everywhere for almost a decade is I forget how much he’s slid towards weirdness and absurdity Image
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His inconsistency with it is the more interesting thing to me Image
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His bronzer use going wild in October of election years / the body dysmorphia of it all

She goes on for a bit about eyebrow/filler blindness and how people really don’t see themselves

But he’s so photographed! I am baffled that he doesn’t see how dumb he looks Image
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Here’s where it ties into reality tv: he got hooked on it in the apprentice era! Image
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And she finishes her analysis like this: Trump thinks he’s going to lose Image
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The source for all of these is @ emily_elsie on instagram

(I intentionally left her handle in all the screenshots, but people are asking)

She saved all her stories in a highlight on her profile - there are quite a few more than I posted! Image
And you should, of course, follow me 😌

Occasional political posting, but mostly flowers, pottery, musings on life and marriage, that sort of stuff. I like to think I’m fun! Image
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Emily, I’m so sorry I called you a photographer when you’re a photo editor 😭

(I get so annoyed when someone calls me a decorator when I’m a designer)

But I don’t pay for this app and can’t edit my tweets. Here’s the link to her lecture: Image
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Apr 20, 2024
Aside from being miserable + rude, people like this display the most boring lack of imagination I can fathom

Absolutely pathetic

And I usually just block and move on, but this time I want to make one thing very clear: I am adored

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Nope, I’m not thin. This isn’t news to me

And this really bothers some people, but: I am treasured, I am adored, and not to be crude, but I have lots of sex (with the lights on) under the gaze of someone who likes what he sees

Not sorry if that fucks with your worldview
Since we were teenagers, people have commented on the way my husband looks at me

So this troll creating new accounts to DM me that my husband is cheating on me with someone hotter actually made me cackle

No the fuck he is not; this man has eyes only for me Image
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