A photographer I follow on Instagram has put together that his bronzer use amps up when he’s stressed / close to an election and is tied to his days in the rise of reality tv, and it’s fascinating
Aside from being miserable + rude, people like this display the most boring lack of imagination I can fathom
Absolutely pathetic
And I usually just block and move on, but this time I want to make one thing very clear: I am adored
🧵
Nope, I’m not thin. This isn’t news to me
And this really bothers some people, but: I am treasured, I am adored, and not to be crude, but I have lots of sex (with the lights on) under the gaze of someone who likes what he sees
Not sorry if that fucks with your worldview
Since we were teenagers, people have commented on the way my husband looks at me
So this troll creating new accounts to DM me that my husband is cheating on me with someone hotter actually made me cackle
No the fuck he is not; this man has eyes only for me