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HOW TO SAVE MONEY

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1. Do not buy anything at full price.

2. Do not take on debt for depreciating assets.
3. Do not buy new what you can easily acquire used.

4. Do not outsource tasks you are capable of learning.
5. Do not shop when you are bored, sad, or celebrating.

6. Do not shop when you are bored, sad, or celebrating.
7. Do not entertain shopping as a form of entertainment.

8. Search for tax-advantaged accounts to grow your money.
9. Search for tax-advantaged accounts to grow your money.

10. Do not fall for "limited time offers" without scrutiny.
11. Do not make a purchase over $100 without a 24-hour wait.

12. Do not make a purchase over $100 without a 24-hour wait.
13. Do not go to the mall without a specific, pre-written list.

14. Do not let emotional spending derail your financial targets.
15. Do not upgrade a functioning item without significant cause.

16. Do not pay for subscriptions you don't actively use monthly.
17. Search for every discount, coupon, and cashback opportunity.

18. Do not let a paycheck enter your main account without a plan.
19. Do not use a credit card for anything you can't pay off that month.

20. If you can get a service for free or cheaper, do it without hesitation.
21. If you receive unexpected money, save at least half without touching it.

22. Do not buy branded when generic is identical, choose function over fashion.

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Oct 11, 2025
I am going to teach you what sex does to the body and soul of a woman.

However, to be able to do that I want you to put on your "imagination" hat.

I will use the series, THE LEGEND OF THE SEEKER to explain it.

You know how, whenever the mother confessor grabs a man by the
throat and looks into his soul, she takes over him and the next thing you hear is,

"Command me, confessor!" as the confessed begs while on their knees.

Imagined it? Good.

Just that you'd replace the mother confessor (Kahlan Amnell) with a man's penis, and the confessed,
as the women.

Now, whenever the confessor goes into blood rage, replace that with when a woman becomes dickmatized, i.e., goes into full time alpha widow mode.

For those who might not understand what I am talking about.

I think it is time you go see the series.
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Jul 2, 2025
There is no iota of angle that I've not come from to help guide women in this situation.

As a single mother, k!ll the idea of whatever the single version of you could have ever wanted.

You now have a baby. A whole baby. You aren't a virgin.

The two key options here are:
1. Stay single (engage in casual sex)as you raise your children alone.

2. Choose to find love in a cruel world and risk losing your sanity.

Most of you single mothers want to cut corners.

It doesn't work.

You could never put that child back into your womb.
Therefore, never transfer the frustration of finding love on them.

Most of you are the author of your own undoing.

It's the trade offs that comes after you've made choices.

Deal with it.

But to ensure you win, as in win, and get whatever you feel you deserve.
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Jul 1, 2025
1. Rent a house you can afford:

It doesn't matter whether it's an old or new house. Ensure you can pay without reaching out to anyone for rent. Don't live to impress. Live within your means. If 2 to 6 months' income can't sort your rent. Go down a bit more.
2. Always smell nice:

It doesn't matter whether your cologne is 20k or 1m. Just ensure you don't smell sweaty and your clothes don't reek of harsh dust that got glued because you've not washed it after 4 days. Smell good that they'd be shy to ask what perfume you use.
3. Be well polished:

Carry yourself like you've got so much money that theirs mean nothing. I know that you can't and shouldn't "fake it" for your helper. But let me be clear, "Na who give you money gan gan. Be your helper. Who promise you. Fit change mind."
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Jun 26, 2025
Women take their "weaknesses" and project them on men.

Ladies, just because you are called fat and ugly and it hurt your feelings.

Doesn't mean calling a mam fat or ugly would hurt his.

I adopted "O.G.C" (ogee isi karia แปฅmแปฅnna a) as a nickname because I had a big head
as a teenager.

I know countless "biggies" and even some who continued with the names as adults.

Or the many men who don't mind adopted "Ape" as their nickname because they are ugly.

You see, from childhood, there is a programming installed in men.

It's called REALITY.
If you came from a good home. Your first bully is your father.

That man would slap reality into you from left, right, and centre.

Then, there are your uncles. Those ones would set you up to get dragged.

Or should I talk about older male cousins who get irritated by you
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Jun 18, 2025
Have you ever seen how a woman reacts after dumping her broke boyfriend to cling to a better and richer man?

Well, she's ruthless about it. She makes no apologies.

"A girls gonna do what a girls gonna do."

But then, there is you, a man, who was caught cheating, and you are
shivering.

You are begging her to be with you. But it was you who cheated.

Doesn't that show how weak most modern men have become?

Let me share the COC with most of you modern men who are clearly naive and clueless.

When it comes to fucking another woman who isn't your woman
always cheat with the mindset that it is your right to do so.

Why? I am glad you asked.

It is because that act comes with its consequences, and being caught means that you've predisposed your mind to those consequences.

So, why do you beg like a woman?
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Jun 3, 2025
As a father, I get back from business and make time to inquire about the day's outcome.

Why? Priority (shout out to @Dat_Nato)

As a husband, I will take my bath, even when I want to embrace my bed, because my wife loves hygiene and I am a hygienic person.

Why? Priority
"Am I in the mood to do all that?" No!! I don't even enjoy that I went out.

You see my bed; our matrimonial bed?

I don't know what my furniture plug supplied me because it's one hell of a drug.

I don't want to even get up. I manage to get up. I am contemplating,
"Guy, should we really eat today?

Does this kids really need to go to school?

Should I replace some nearly finished household materials or items?

Are all that really important?"

But I'd muster to myself, "Shebi, you said you are the boss. Now, get up and act like it."
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