1/ What can Russian soldiers do with thousands of useless Starlink terminals? One Russian warblogger has some humorous suggestions. ⬇️
2/ 'BKGB Casuar' writes:
"Here are 10 ways to use a broken terminal in the Special Military Operation zone:
"Here are 10 ways to use a broken terminal in the Special Military Operation zone:
3/ "1. Butt Kick.
The ground in the trench is cold and damp, and Elon Musk's plastic is warm and high-tech. Use it as an elite seat. Now you're not just a soldier in the mud, but a cyberpunk on a throne, whose butt is protected from moisture by American technology.
The ground in the trench is cold and damp, and Elon Musk's plastic is warm and high-tech. Use it as an elite seat. Now you're not just a soldier in the mud, but a cyberpunk on a throne, whose butt is protected from moisture by American technology.
4/ "2. Snowshoes.
If you have two broken terminals and a lot of tape, you are the owner of elite snowshoes. The large surface area will prevent you from falling into a snowdrift or deep mud.
If you have two broken terminals and a lot of tape, you are the owner of elite snowshoes. The large surface area will prevent you from falling into a snowdrift or deep mud.
5/ "You'll walk through the swamp like Jesus, making everyone who hobbles in regular combat boots envious.
6/ "3. Shovel for emergency "digging in."
If the main shovel is lost, the Starlink turns into an excellent shovel. The soil capture area is huge! A couple of swings, and you've got not just a hole, but a foundation for a future dugout.
If the main shovel is lost, the Starlink turns into an excellent shovel. The soil capture area is huge! A couple of swings, and you've got not just a hole, but a foundation for a future dugout.
7/ "4. Souvenir
At the end of your service, you can sign the plate with your entire unit, write wishes and names of cities.
At the end of your service, you can sign the plate with your entire unit, write wishes and names of cities.
8/ "This will be the heaviest, most inconvenient, but also the most pompous souvenir, which you can bring home and hang on the wall in your garage as a monument to the era of "wars and high technology."
9/ "5. Kennel for a front-line cat
If your unit has a cat, it deserves the best housing. Two plates connected at an angle form a hut. The cat will sleep in warmth and comfort, knowing that its home is worth more than everything else in the dugout.
If your unit has a cat, it deserves the best housing. Two plates connected at an angle form a hut. The cat will sleep in warmth and comfort, knowing that its home is worth more than everything else in the dugout.
10/ "6. Reinforcement for the roof of the dugout
If there are a lot of terminals, you can use them to lay out the roof. This is not only protection from the rain, but also a psychological weapon. Any [Ukrainian] drone flying by will simply be amazed.
If there are a lot of terminals, you can use them to lay out the roof. This is not only protection from the rain, but also a psychological weapon. Any [Ukrainian] drone flying by will simply be amazed.
11/ "7. Cutting board
The body material is very durable. Cutting food on it is a pleasure.
The body material is very durable. Cutting food on it is a pleasure.
12/ "8. Improvised Paddle:
If you need to cross a small puddle or river, the Starlink is the perfect paddle. Its hydrodynamics are incredible; Elon clearly had something in mind when he designed the shape.
If you need to cross a small puddle or river, the Starlink is the perfect paddle. Its hydrodynamics are incredible; Elon clearly had something in mind when he designed the shape.
13/ "9. Rain Shield:
Cover your gasoline generator with it when it rains. Now you have a "hybrid power system": Chinese hardware rattles underneath, and a satellite dome covers it from above. Looks incredibly reliable.
Cover your gasoline generator with it when it rains. Now you have a "hybrid power system": Chinese hardware rattles underneath, and a satellite dome covers it from above. Looks incredibly reliable.
14/ "10. Tactical Map Pad:
Take a marker and draw a map of the area right on the plate. It's big, white, and you won't feel sorry for it. And if a sabotage and reconnaissance group shows up, just wipe it all down with a rag soaked in diesel fuel. No digital traces!" /end
Take a marker and draw a map of the area right on the plate. It's big, white, and you won't feel sorry for it. And if a sabotage and reconnaissance group shows up, just wipe it all down with a rag soaked in diesel fuel. No digital traces!" /end
Source:
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