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I was in the middle of saying “as a born and raised New Yorker, we welcome everyone into this city” when he threw that over my head.
And I still stand by it.
As a born and raised in New Yorker, everyone is welcome.

Everyone except chief goatfucker Jake Lang. Image
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For those of you unfamiliar with Jake, he’s the one who lost to the letter S.
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I can not stress this enough, it was right near our feet and it did not look real. We just stood there laughing.

Meanwhile the incel femoids ran away having been totally jestermogged. Their cortisol levels have yet to recover. Image

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Aug 28, 2025
A breakdown of mass shooters:

Straight males: 98%
Straight white male: 57%

Trans: .13%

If you’re focusing on the shooter being trans, just admit that you DO NOT care about mass shootings. Stop pretending you care about children being murdered, because you clearly do not.
For all the conservatives screaming "it's not guns it's mental health"

Trump defunded mental healthcare.
He defunded access to healthcare.
He also shut down the Office of Gun Violence Prevention.

So your only argument is "the shooter was trans". Weak argument.
There were 46,728 gun deaths in the United States in 2023.

27,300 were suicides.

When suicides are excluded, the number of gun deaths from homicide, accident, and police shooting drops to 19,428.

And this doesn't count the amount of mass shooters who want to commit “suicide by cop”.
Read 6 tweets
Jun 28, 2024
Sorry liberals, but after watching Biden’s abysmal performance in the debate I have now changed my mind.

I used to believe in abortion, but after listening to Biden fumble easy questions I think it’s time to ban abortion, contraception, pornography and divorce.
My public school taught me that this is a country built by immigrants, but did you hear how Biden answered questions with a whisper?

I now understand why there should be mass deportations of millions of immigrants (illegals), children of immigrants (illegals), and people who look like immigrants if you know what I mean. 😉
I used to believe in public education, but good god what was Biden even saying last night?

We need to abolish the Department of Education and replace them with religious institutions.

America should officially be a Christian theocracy, wait I meant “Constitutional Republic”.
Read 7 tweets
May 24, 2024
I went to Trump’s rally in the Bronx yesterday.

People came out from Greater NY, New Jersey and some local.

Their biggest grievances: Biden stole the election, the pipeline was shut down that’s why gas prices, Covid denial. Also trans kids and immigrants are ruining the country.

Also we aren’t doing enough for Israel🤪
I was a bit shocked to hear Black and Latine MAGA spouting white supremacist conspiracies.

Telling me that we need harsher sentencing sounded insane given that people are dying at Rikers while awaiting trial.

Nobody believed us when we tried to explain that Republicans have made it harder for black people to vote, or that Trump tried to get votes disqualified in black districts.
Trump told them how the Democrats are trying to take away their Social Security and Medicare.

Fantastic lesson in
"Accuse the other side of that which you are guilty"
Read 7 tweets
Mar 24, 2023
Banning Tik Tok would effectively destroy the progressive movement in this country.

Let’s talk about it.

Thread.
Trump wanted to ban Tik Tok because it was the one platform where he could not control the narrative.

Now META and Google want to ban this app because they literally can not compete with it. Because it’s rare that a viral video started as a YouTube short or IG reel.
Progressives stitching videos on Tik Tok has been the only line of defense against right-wing disinformation.

The DNC is so awful at messaging that doctors, students and legal experts have to go on Tik Tok and combat anti-vax, abortion, climate, election, flat earth disinfo.
Read 9 tweets
Mar 10, 2023
I was at Capitol Hill on Jan 6.

I documented my entire time there. I even live streamed it.

My videos received millions of views on every platform.

Yet 2 years later Q-Anons take my videos and scream AHA. WE FOUND HIM!
Nobody that I interviewed that day claimed the police “just let us in”.
Every interviewer was angry to be met with violence for trying to enter by force.

They even boasted about how they pushed the cops back.
One of the craziest things I witnessed was rioters exit the Capitol, walk down the steps and scream “ANTIFA DID THIS!”
These same people cheered moments ago when a rioter came out and told everyone how Pelosi’s office was trashed.
Read 6 tweets
Jan 19, 2023
Here is an epic thread of all my greatest hits.
Let’s start with HOW TO OUT CRAZY MAGA:
Next up is me calling Matt Gaetz a pedo to his face while MTG stares into the void.
This is me trolling MAGA at a school board meeting.
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