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Showrunner/Executive Producer/Writer - Dark Matter, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Stargate: Universe
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Sep 14, 2023 10 tweets 4 min read
Top 10 Running Gags in #Stargate SG-1
10. Blue Jello
What’s the deal? Well, it was simply something the prop department whipped up one day that stood out, both for its neon properties and sheer ridiculousness, quickly becoming a comically beloved visual staple. Image Top 10 Running Gags in #Stargate: SG-1
9. O'Neill's obsession with The Simpsons
RDA was a huge fan of the show. After guesting on SG-1 and hitting it off with Rick, actor Dan Castellanetta wrote a Stargate/RDA-themed episode of The Simpsons to which Rick lent his voice talents. Image
Aug 19, 2023 19 tweets 4 min read
Audition Advice for Actors
- from my 20 years of casting roles ranging from series regulars to dialogueless agonizing death-screamers. A few thoughts and hopefully helpful suggestions. 1/ You spent all weekend studying those sides, preparing for that audition. And then, when the day comes, you NAIL IT! You head home feeling great, certain you got the role. You tell your friends, you significant other, your mom (She’s been a longtime fan). You're feeling great! 2/
Apr 27, 2023 9 tweets 2 min read
The idea of creating your own big budget sci-fi epic may have seemed far-fetched years ago, but now the prospect grows increasingly less preposterous with the rapid advancements in A.I. 1/
indiewire.com/2023/04/joe-ru… As Artificial Intelligence evolves and refines, we'll see technological breakthroughs across the board - breakthroughs that will quickly drive down the costs of production as more efficiencies are realized and once costly and time-consuming processes will become achievable. 2/
Feb 3, 2023 13 tweets 5 min read
The latest scandal to rock Japan centers on an act of "sushi terrorism", so named because it involves video of a teen licking a communal soy sauce bottle, the rim of a tea cup, and a passing order of nigiri at a conveyor belt sushi restaurant. 1/ theguardian.com/world/2023/feb… The restaurant where the incident took place is part of the Sushiro chain. Its parent company saw its stock drop 5% (roughly 5.7 billion dollars worth) on the heels of the breaking news. The prank video has been viewed over 40 million times. 2/ dimsumdaily.hk/stock-price-of…
Feb 5, 2022 14 tweets 3 min read
SHOWRUNNING 101
You've just landed your first show running gig. Congratulations! Allow me to offer a little advice distilled from my own experience. Hopefully there’s something here that may prove useful in helping you navigate these uncharted waters. 1/ PREP YOUR WRITERS' ROOM
Take two weeks before the room convenes to come up with your creative frame. What are your narrative arcs? What are the major plot points and character beats you want to see realized? Things can change, but it helps to have a plan going in. 2/
Jul 13, 2020 9 tweets 3 min read
With the news that the Washington football team is changing its name, I thought that this would be an opportune time to weigh in with some suggestions. Suggestions that stand apart. 1/9 You’ll have your standards (Tigers, Bulldogs, Wildcats) and your regional go-to’s (Senators, Presidents, Lobbyists and Swamp Things), but I’d like to recommend something more original. Syrup Makers? Battling Bathers? Nimrods? Banana Slugs? Alas, all taken at some point. 2/9
May 24, 2019 53 tweets 26 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.03 - Act 1
Previously on Dark Matter: The crew teams with Anders and the G.A. to seal the rift, the black ships' power source. THREE and SIX return. Wexler stays. Ryo uses transfer transit to reboot himself as FOUR. #DarkMatter 1/11 A Reynaud Industries press conference. CEO Alicia Reynaud's brilliant young daughter, Carina, is delivering a speech about her mother's company when - smoke bombs go off. Chaos! Her bodyguards hustle her through the back and down a corridor where - #DarkMatter 2/11
Aug 9, 2018 4 tweets 1 min read
This reminds me of the time I was invited to Akemi's sister's wedding in Japan. As we were preparing for the trip, Akemi asked what I would be wearing to the event. I said: "My suit." She told me her father had suggested I wear a kimono. "A kimono?"I said. "For a man?" 1/4 She informed me that, yes, there were male kimonos. And that she thought I'd look very handsome in one. I demurred. "A kimono? I don't know..." She insisted, her father thought it was a great idea, and she would be wearing one, so we'd look great together. 2/4
Jun 25, 2018 10 tweets 4 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.02, Act V
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VFX - SPACE
The G.A. shuttle streaks towards the rift, evading weapons fire from the alien ships. As it draws near -
Another ship exits the rift. It's the Marauder! Onboard The Raza, Android detects the Marauder. SIX's voice comes over the comm channel, requesting permission to dock. As a jubilant FIVE responds, Android directs The Raza on an intercept course, providing cover fire for the Marauder as -
Jun 24, 2018 12 tweets 5 min read
#DarkMatter Episode 4.02 Act 4
SIX drifts wide of the mark. He begins to run Tash through the piloting sequence that will get her through the rift when suddenly, his progress is halted. REVEAL Tash, secured to a lifeline, has snagged his ankle, literally "catching her lift". Commander Vandermeer pays a visit to the imprisoned TWO, THREE, and Wexler. TWO makes a pitch for the white hole bomb so that they can target the rift and, hopefully, deal the looming alien invasion a critical blow. Vandermeer is unconvinced...
Jun 23, 2018 9 tweets 4 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.02, Act III
Act 1:
Act 2:
An unconscious TWO is cuffed as Anders, THREE, and Wexler are pulled out of their transfer pods and arrested. Their clones are still active - but not for long…. Inside the facility, Anders gets on a computer and deduces the bomb has been moved to the R&D lab, two floors down. He, THREE, and Wexler are on the move. #DarkMatter
Jun 23, 2018 15 tweets 6 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.02, Act II
Act 1:
VFX - SPACE
The Raza drops out of FTL at a space station.
At the airlock, Lieutenant Anders is welcomed aboard. In the mess, they discuss the op to steal the white hole bomb. It's being held in a heavily-secured facility. But there's a way in. Guards travel to and from the station via a dedicated transfer transit station. The crew of The Raza will get into that station with Anders' help.
Jun 21, 2018 16 tweets 7 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.02 - Act 1
Previously on Dark Matter: Wexler forces the alien out of TWO, but not before she glimpses a clue to the whereabouts of her daughter. THREE turns the tables on a Alt. Portia. Ryo informs Android he wants to remain onboard... FIVE mourns the loss of SIX - who, it turns out, is alive and well but trapped on the other side of the spacetime rift with Tash. A plan is hatched to use Traugott's white hole bomb to destroy the rift - but we discover that it is now in the hands of the Galactic Authority.
May 21, 2018 19 tweets 4 min read
DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.01, Act 5 (of 5)!
Establish a remote farmhouse. It's a beautiful day. TWO steps out outside - "She finally fell asleep..." - and trails off at the sight of a shirtless Kryden returning from his chores. His lean, muscled body is covered with a web of cybernetic circuitry running from his fingertips to his very core. He's augmented.
Kryden puts on his shirt, tells her: "She's sleeping a lot better now that you're here. You were gone so long, I didn't think you were coming back."
May 20, 2018 11 tweets 4 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.01, Act 4
FIVE contacts Anders. He knows nothing about the GA's heist of the white hole bomb and is reluctant to investigate for fear of risking his career. FIVE reveals SIX sacrificed much more. Anders, shocked by this news, vows to help. FIVE, Android, Ryo and Wexler discuss what appears to be their only option for ridding TWO of the alien: torture.
But FIVE can't bring herself to do it.
And neither can the Android.
While Ryo deems it dishonorable.
They turn to Wexler who shrugs: "Sure, why not?"
May 19, 2018 10 tweets 6 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.01, Act 3
Picking up where we left off, THREE and Portia trapped in Boone's vault. Without the passcode, they are screwed. But maybe not! Portia pulls out a small explosive device and informs THREE she'll simply blow the door.
#DarkMatter THREE: That won't work.
Portia: Yes, it will.
THREE: No, it won't. All it's going to do is cause a lot of damage, to this place and us.
Portia: My nanites will heal me.
THREE: I don't have nanites.
Portia: And what's your point?
#DarkMatter
May 18, 2018 17 tweets 7 min read
#DarkMatter Virtual Season 4 - Episode 4.01 - Act 2
Establish The Raza in sublight... Ryo, alone in his quarters, receives a transmission from Teku who informs him that loyalist troops eager to see him back on the throne of Zairon await his command.
#DarkMatter
May 17, 2018 20 tweets 5 min read
The Raza and its allies start taking fire from the alien armada. It's a battle for the ages and they're getting their asses kicked. One by one, the allies abandon the field of battle - first Truffault then Teku, leaving FIVE, now in command, to decide their next move.
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