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This is my mustache. There are many like it but this one is mine. News watcher. Opinionated person. Middle of the road. Vet. Part parody. Part scary AF.
Jul 3, 2018 8 tweets 2 min read
My Dearest Maria,
Today we were engaged in a great battle just outside the Golden Gate. As our brigade was about to encamp for the afternoon after a long and arduous bike ride from the Presidio we encountered a whole division of Kekistan regulars... They were the feared Spencer's Raiders (Das Alt-Reichengroupen) which had plagued the streets of Charlottesville. The enemy spotted our advance guard and opened fire with a cannonade of talking points memos. General Flores sounded the advance and our brave men and women dug...