I read the 10 page KPMG bitcoin report so you don't have to

bitcoin is pro ESG now 1/5 🧵 1. Bitcoin does not emit emissions, similar to electric cars

ESG's problem is with the energy creators that burn fossil fuels

Everyone says USD will be replaced by a BRICS currency

my investment strategy bets against what most people think.. because most people end up broke

let's look at why USD will not be replaced by BRICS and what I'm investing in 👇🧵 people think USD is the world reserve currency solely because countries use it to sell oil

this is not true..

USD became the reserve currency in 1944, the petrodollar agreement was made 30 years later in 1973

I got into bitcoin to make money, but instead it led me down the deepest darkest rabbit hole imaginable

enter at your own risk 🐇🧵 Money was once backed by gold and governments relied on taxes to operate

your success equaled their success

they had to be disciplined and smart with your tax dollars

otherwise people could stop paying taxes and the government would go out of business

Your everyday products are poisoning you with permanent toxic chemicals

It is in your dental floss, food wrappers, cleaning products, cars, clothing and nearly every product in your home

Welcome to “forever chemicals”🧵 What are forever chemicals?

PFAS (Per- and Polyfluorinated Substances) is an umbrella term for over 9000 different chemicals

What all of these chemicals have in common is that they never degrade and are human created

That means once it enters the body, it stays there.

Transaction denied!
you've reached your carbon limit 🧵 Mastercard has created a credit card to track your carbon output. It will deny your transactions if you have surpassed your carbon limit

The US is almost certainty headed into a recession

but #bitcoin has never been through one

here's how I think it will perform 👇🧵 A yield curve inversion has happened EVERY time before a recession, since 1950

Some examples:
1980 - unemployment went to 10%
2000 - dot com bubble blowup
2008 - housing crisis

Now we're seeing the biggest inversion curve in 40 years

People have found a way to exploit bitcoin and upload pictures and videos on the blockchain

Are you worried about illegal images (cp) being used to attack bitcoin? 👇🧵 Yes it's an exploit because bitcoin was not designed to store your stupid jpegs

Satoshi Nakamoto said data unrelated to financial transactions should not be stored on the blockchain

there was a 80 byte limit for arbitrary data
which people are now bypassing

NFTs are on #bitcoin now and there is a civil war

Satoshi Nakamoto was not a bitcoin maxi 👇🧵 In 2010 people wanted to store information on bitcoin's blockchain, like website domain services

however Satoshi Nakamoto and others did not like this

storing too much data into one chain would clog the network and make it expensive, bulky and not scalable

Am I crazy?

The government announced their evil plan and no one seems to care 👇🧵 This is the UK prime minister telling you about the great benefits of central bank digital currencies

Russia and Iran want to create a new currency backed by gold 🪙

but here's why I don't trust it 👇🧵 This seems like a great idea at first...

however the fact is we already had gold backed currencies and they failed

because governments started printing more money without having the gold to back it up

causing inflation and the collapse of the gold standard

Crypto Tea NFT is the most underrated project

this is my untold story 👇🧵 Tokenomics:

369 max supply

this is not your average 10k collection

John McAfee said he would eat his own dick if #bitcoin didn't hit $1 million by the end of 2020

here's why 👇 John McAfee created the first mainstream anti-virus

he was a controversial man with a lot of legal and personal troubles, known for promoting various conspiracy theories

the most comical one.. he said he would eat his own dick if bitcoin doesn't hit $1 million in 2020

US has reached its debt limit

What comes next is predictable 👇🧵 A debt ceiling means the government can't take on new debt to pay the interest on it's existing debt

yes you read that right..

they can't open a new credit card to pay off their old one

Current debt is over $31.4 trillion

I asked AI to turn countries into women 👇🧵 United Kingdom

Someone asked AI to turn each country into a villain 👇🧵

Bitcoin is at the bottom of the S curve

You haven't seen what parabolic means 👇🧵 The S-curve is a graphical representation of how people adopt new technologies

Early adopters test the technology to see if it is beneficial

Once proven, the rate of adoption begins to increase rapidly and slows down when most of the population has adopted it

Is Andrew Tate being cloned in jail? 🚩

Here's what I found 👇🧵 Conspiracy theories about celebrities cloned in jail are not new

Bobby Shmurda and Kodak Black acted and looked different after jail

Is America becoming a communist country?

Elon Musk exposed the Federal Reserve 🐇🧵 TikTok is brainwashing our children with communist ideas.. but we have a bigger problem

Capitalism thrives when we have free markets:

An economy with little or no government control

Donald Trump just dropped an nft collection

Yes it’s real 🤣

Trump has previously called bitcoin a scam and crypto dangerous

Launching an NFT collection is a big change in direction

Elon Musk says Dr. Fauci funded the creation of Covid which killed millions of people 🚩

Here's what I found 👇🧵 Elon Musk calls for Dr. Fauci to be prosecuted

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1601894132573605888?s=20&t=_9aBacWK3eJtJ_o7kxfExg

Mark Cuban caught lacking in crypto 🚩

Here is the story of a fiat bro gone shitcoiner 👇🧵 In 2019 Mark Cuban said he'd rather own banana's over bitcoin

He said bitcoin has no value