Parody destroyer of the franchise you love. You thought Vinny was the problem. Then you thought it was Bruce. Never selling the team, you're too dumb to make me
MEGA THREAD - Here's a timeline of my disgusting and abhorrent ownership of the #WashingtonFootball#NFL franchise. The on-field follies are well-documented and would break Twitter, so I'm leaving those out. You will NOT believe some of the shit I've done.
1990s: *Gets rich off of switching customers' telephone service without authorization under "Snyder Communications," an illegal practice called "slamming"*