Izuku's been smoking weed for years now. After breaking pretty much every bone in his body several times over, his chronic pain is no joke. Smoking helps with the pain, but it doesn't get him high.
Katsuki's never touched the stuff, never expressed any interest. Until his birthday.
Birthdays are one of the few days they make /sure/ to have off every year. And, considering the date, Katsuki's on the receiving end of a number of jokes:
'Happy birthday, Bakubro! /Blaze it!/'
Apr 14, 2023 • 21 tweets • 4 min read
🔞 NSFW // dkbk, Katsuki with a pussy
Thinking of bunny hybrid Katsuki who stomps his foot and pouts when Izuku doesn't immediately give him his way.
Katsuki needs to be plugged all the time because he'd otherwise leak everywhere.
Katsuki's needy and whiny and so, so sweet whenever Izuku touches him.
Katsuki, whose stomps are felt by Izuku across the room.
Izuku doesn't even turn away from the pot he's stirring on the stove. "Stomping isn't going to get you what you want, baby."
Mar 25, 2023 • 24 tweets • 5 min read
ok but nsfw #dkbk light petplay where Izuku's just trying to get some work done at home.
It's just menial paperwork, not worth a trip into the office.
Katsuki makes it impossible.
His Kacchan excels in many things—prompt completion of red tape required things included.
But Izuku's not a fucking psychopath, showing the proper amount of disdain for such a chore.
It's bad enough on its own, the last thing Izuku needs is Kacchan prancing around the house in lingerie or ridiculing him about taking so long to complete his work.
Feb 22, 2023 • 18 tweets • 3 min read
NSFW #dkbk 🔞
They've had a long day. Izuku's on the couch with his arm wrapped around Katsuki.
"Izu, I'm hungry, but I don't want to cook." Katsuki pouts up at him.
"I'm horny, you're hungry—which do you think is most important right now?"
Katsuki shifts back a little, still tucked under Izuku's arm.
"Um, my hunger?"
Izuku shakes his head. "My cock." He gestures to the tent in his jeans. "How about we kill two birds with one stone, baby?"
Mar 1, 2022 • 24 tweets • 4 min read
Shinkami federal agent AU, featuring:
A sleep-deprived and snarky Hitoshi, a keyed-up Denki, a freezer, bad guys, hostages, and an explosion.
A SFW, silly thing I had to write after seeing it in NCIS LA earlier.
“OK. Two gunmen, two hostages in the freezer.”
“Hitoshi, what the fuck? A freezer?”
“Well, I’m assuming it’s off. It’s a big freezer.” He sighs. “They’re fine…for now.”
“Okay, well—“ Denki stomps to the door, hand almost reaching the handle
Izuku had not had a good day. The patrol during his work study was boring until the last possible moment, meaning he had to finish paperwork on the arrest past his scheduled time to go.
He was supposed to get together with Katsuki that night, and the annoyance was clear when he made it back to Heights Alliance: he was restless, shuffling back and forth in front of the elevators before saying, “Fuck it,” and sprinting up the stairs to Katsuki’s floor.
