Biologist (PhD), brass musician, antifundamentalist and meme stealer. #NAFO, Trumpet major and general noise maker at JEFF HQ. βNβUβKβEβSβ βIβNβ βBβIβOβ
Jun 16, 2023 β’ 4 tweets β’ 2 min read
#Mondelez is trying to explain why theyβre still operating in π·πΊ. If they canβt come up with a better excuse, I suggest that they just stay silent. And leave π·πΊ. Immediately. mondelezinternational.com/News/Statementβ¦
The biggest #Mondelez brand in πΈπͺ is Marabou. The πΈπͺ royal household is currently reevaluating if Marabou will retain their status as royal court supplier.
Jun 12, 2023 β’ 6 tweets β’ 3 min read
BREAKING! The #NAFO peace conference has taken place in Uppsala, Sweden. After a short session the delegates reached a conclusion regarding the #peace formula. The rest of the week #fellas spent drawing a map, socialising in the bar and taking a group picture (see tweets below!)
Map of the demilitarized zone (DMZ) proposed by the #NAFO peace conference.