Biologist, brass musician, antifundamentalist and meme stealer. #NAFO, Trumpet major and general maker of noise at JEFF HQ. โNโUโKโEโSโ โIโNโ โBโIโOโ
Jun 16, 2023 โข 4 tweets โข 2 min read
#Mondelez is trying to explain why theyโre still operating in ๐ท๐บ. If they canโt come up with a better excuse, I suggest that they just stay silent. And leave ๐ท๐บ. Immediately. mondelezinternational.com/News/Statementโฆ
The biggest #Mondelez brand in ๐ธ๐ช is Marabou. The ๐ธ๐ช royal household is currently reevaluating if Marabou will retain their status as royal court supplier.
Jun 12, 2023 โข 6 tweets โข 3 min read
BREAKING! The #NAFO peace conference has taken place in Uppsala, Sweden. After a short session the delegates reached a conclusion regarding the #peace formula. The rest of the week #fellas spent drawing a map, socialising in the bar and taking a group picture (see tweets below!)
Map of the demilitarized zone (DMZ) proposed by the #NAFO peace conference.