Today I will attempt to live tweet the Johnny Depp Amber Heard trial if I can make it through without throwing my television out the window. Follow along if you want. Or don’t. I don’t care. Terrence Doherty (?) testifies that he studied History and English at Oberlin. Then he taught kindergarten and was an editor and then went to Columbia law school. He did research for Bell Hooks.

I have been quarantined and have watched so much of the Johnny Depp trial that I could fill in as juror if they need me. The best part yesterday was Amber Heard’s attorney asking the woman who take care of his house in the Bahamas, “Do you recall Mr. Depp passing out face-first on the sand?”

Ladies and Gentlemen, allow me to introduce @Larry_Stutts, State Senator from Alabama who loves it when girls who have been raped by a family member are further tortured by being forced to carry their rapists baby. Hi Larry. We see you. #AbortionIsAWomansRight Here's @Sam_Givhan. Sam is making sure that any woman who has the nerve to get herself raped will be forever tied to her rapist by being forced to have his child. Why would Sam do this? I guess Sam just hates women. Hi Sam. We see you. #AbortionIsAWomansRight